DHA promise

DHA promises are even more powerful then the River Styx. If you break this promise, your bones will break. This promise is most likely going to be directed towards a best friend. Diapers, Hangers, and Alabama. So whenever you swear in DHA, you’re promising on Diapers, Hangers, and Alabama. So the next time you promise to your friend about something, to make sure it’s official, promise on DHA

I DHA promise not to donkeyspiddle all over your diapers, hangers, and the state of Alabama.

by DONKEYSPIDDLE! December 15, 2020

Promise

The last time I have met a Promise she was soooo emo!! You'd think she'd be such a feminine girly girl because of the name! But she loves the color black! People even mistake her as a boy! Some people even think she is lesbian, or trans!

Ruby: When I first met Promise, I thought she was a boy. And when I figured out she was a girl I thought she was a lesbian!

Edgar: I thought she was a transgender!!

by Kyungyeol127 November 23, 2021

Thumb Promise

A Thumb Promise is a promise stronger than a pinky promise. It shall never be broken, and if so, then the person who broke it may never be trusted again. Crossing your fingers does not invalidate a thumb promise.

“She thumb promised me she’d get me a drink if i called mom upstairs for her.”

by syylent June 8, 2024

bestfriend promise

a promise between best friends that if you break it the friendship breaks as well, a best friend promise is so meaningful and powerful that it is stronger than the friendship. never break a best friend promise, you’ll regret it. you will loose your bestfriend

bestfriend promise? yes
broke the promise{
lost a best friend

by skskskskskskkskss August 27, 2019

pee pee promise

when two fine gents cross streams to solidify trust or an agreement

gent 1: "just thinking about staying in and ordering some taco bell"

gent 2: "what?! you said that you'd owe me a steak dinner tonight if the broncos won over our pee pee promise!"

gent 1: "yep yep yep sorry my bad i completely forgot about our pee pee promise"

gent 2: "phew ok. i think i'm gunna order my steak with asparagus lol"

gent 1: "good one gent 2"

by anonymous December 4, 2024

promise

its meant to be broken.

, Do you promise you'll stay with me? '
' I promise ,
Few years later they will leave you

by Miauu the catt April 14, 2023

Spaz promise

A promise that is made with ur hand bent inwards facing u like how a “spaz” would have there hands , if broken the person I broke it with gets to kick and punch ur balls 5 times

“ Spaz promise u didn’t do that “

by Fat Neek Farren April 6, 2021