ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.

*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change

by Dannyisazombie February 18, 2025

Pee Pee Promise

An appropriately silly and childish alternative for the more stronger word, known as the Penis Promise.

Girl: "Can you promise me to not tell anyone/"

Boy: "Pee Pee Promise!"

Girl: Ok, let's kiss!

by MyInternetSucks February 12, 2023

pee pee promise

when two fine gents cross streams to solidify trust or an agreement

gent 1: "just thinking about staying in and ordering some taco bell"

gent 2: "what?! you said that you'd owe me a steak dinner tonight if the broncos won over our pee pee promise!"

gent 1: "yep yep yep sorry my bad i completely forgot about our pee pee promise"

gent 2: "phew ok. i think i'm gunna order my steak with asparagus lol"

gent 1: "good one gent 2"

by December 04, 2024

bestfriend promise

a promise between best friends that if you break it the friendship breaks as well, a best friend promise is so meaningful and powerful that it is stronger than the friendship. never break a best friend promise, you’ll regret it. you will loose your bestfriend

bestfriend promise? yes
broke the promise{
lost a best friend

by skskskskskskkskss August 27, 2019

best friend promise

a best friend promise is the strongest promise you will ever make with your best friend.. if you break a best friend promise with your best friend and break it you have also broken a friendship, don’t break a best friend promise if that’s the last thing to do. you will loose a best friend.

best friend promise? yes
breaks promise

looses a best friend

by skskskskskskkskss August 27, 2019

Winky promise

It’s where gay people use there imaginary willys to make a important promise to there gay friends

Gay man 1: u sure ur okay
Gay man 2:yeah
Gay man 1: u winky promise?

by S2trappy78 January 11, 2021

Terminator promise

"I'll be BACK."

I already can always trust my buddy to keep his word about returning later to assist me, but I feel even more confident about it if he gives me a solemn "Terminator promise".

by QuacksO May 04, 2022