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prison murse

1: (n): the vagina of a prison inmate who has had a sex change and is now female, and is using her vagina to smuggle contraband.

2: (n): an extremely stretched out prison pocket
Cris just got a sex change? Omg, that's amazing, she's got a prison murse now... We are going to have so many drugs coming into this joint!
by Austin Pealy February 16, 2020
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prison reid

Prison Reid is spencer reid in season 12 of criminal minds he will make you forget about any other guy. He’s the love of my life.
Girl 1 : OMG I found this prison reid live wallpaper

Girl 2: Don’t be shy. Send it my way
by mrsspencerreid_1 July 23, 2020
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Prison hands

When one must wear gloves all day at work. They become prison hands.
"Just a moment sir i need to put my prison hands on before i can ring your items up."
by Unicornbubblez July 23, 2020
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Prison Dodgebullet

A regular game of Dodgebullet which takes place during a Prison Riot. The inmates will typically steal the Riot Gear and Guns that belong to the Correctional Officers and face off in an unsafe and un-monitored game of Dodgebullet.
"Ugh! Sally is so stiff!"
"She will be after this game of Prison Dodgebullet"
by Sooty_ August 28, 2020
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Prison Glass

Meth cooked in a prison cell toilet.
The only way to finish all his work documentation by 5 o'clock was to smoke some of his prison glass and hope for the best.
by FrickinMighty March 5, 2021
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prison hot

There are two uses.

1. "prison" meant as a synonym for "extreme." origin: the graphic violence and man-on-man action in the HBO series "Oz," and any porno set in prison. Prison hot means extremely sexy, good, or appealing.

2. Sarcastic adjective used to describe something that some other pervert thinks is hot but is really disgusting, sick, or lame. (same origin)
1. ("extreme" use)
"That guy is prison hot!" or "That new 50 Cent cd is prison hot!"

2. (sarcastic use)
"I saw this great brazilian dog fuck video today, it was hot."
reply--"Yeah, that's prison hot."
by Lais May 16, 2006
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Prison Handshake

A common practice in prison to greet fresh meat with an unwanted and unnecessary hand job. Anal extrusions may also occur.
Paulie just got in the pen, time to give him the ole prison handshake, boys get the lube

Old man Sully is in the wrong part of town, he'd better get ready for a prison handshake

They've just started playing Its raining men, prison handshakes for all!!
by neoshinobi September 27, 2009
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