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pretentious illiterate

Noun; the guy who always tries to read the passage with all the words that your teacher thinks you dont know, and then fails miserably.
Johnny: "The inttimmaetam, wait... intimadendate..."

Teacher: "That's Intimatent Johnny."

Classmate: "Wow. That pretentious illiterate made the whole class look like dumb shits."
by The Ging May 10, 2010
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Pretendonitis

What retarded people use as an excuse to get out of doing any kind of physical activity or therapy
“Sorry coach, I have a severe case of pretendonitis so I CAN’T play dodgeball!”
by Spikethemad712 May 24, 2018
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pretentious cock sucker

A bitch that wants to take her time and try to tell a man how and when she will suck a dick.
Bitch, Dont you be tryin dat pretentious cock sucker shit with me hoe!
by rowdt rooo November 19, 2007
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Pretendo 69

Terminology apparently used by Sony 'trollls' during the late 1990's as an insult to the Nintendo 64.
The Pretendo 69 is total ass, it ain't got shit on the Playstation!

Joe: "In response to all the the Sony trollls who call the Nintendo 64 the Pretendo 69, I urge everyone who's sick of this to refer to the Sony Playstation as the Phony Playshitstation
by TractorJacked November 5, 2022
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Kicking a ball and pretending to be hurt

the shittiest episode of any show ever!
Guy 1: Did you watch "Kicking a ball and pretending to be hurt"
Guy 2: No, that shits ass.
by azBowls January 6, 2021
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Pretential

An older woman who looks as if she would have been attractive when she was younger.

Much like a younger girl may have potential (definition 3) to be attractive when she's older.
"hey check out that old woman"

"She's got definite pretential"
by Phlebas December 16, 2012
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Pretentious

Someone who tells you not to think about anything negative in life is pretentious.
The most cynical people in the world preach about hope, optimism, and a positive attitude about everything in life. Hope is what weak, pretentious people cling to when they have nothing left but desperation to overcome anything and anyone left.
by Solid Mantis June 10, 2019
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