see a man about some porcelain

Go to the bathroom

*Leslie stands up from the table* Excuse me, I’ve gotta see a man about some porcelain.

by donnylovedbowling November 2, 2021

porcelain challenge

A tiktok trend where the youths of today are grinding up their grandparents China into a fine powder and snorting it as a viral internet challenge.

Last night my friend Dave and I did the porcelain challenge with my grandmas favorite antique teacup.

by Hiccups McGee October 2, 2022

Porcelain Crank and Stank

When a guy jerks off on the toilet right after taking a shit

I was in a rush this morning so I killed 2 birds with one stone with a porcelain Crank and Stank

by El_Durazno July 5, 2020

porcelain harmonica

An instrument played by using the toilet when all you have to give it is the air from your ass in different strengths to create a combination of high and low pitched notes.

After a long night of eating chimichangas, I had the pleasure of playing the porcelain harmonica and was able to play a version of Beethoven’s “Symphony No. 6” with the beautiful instrument.

by colintaylorful October 25, 2017

Porcelain Sandwich

Leaving a massive shit between the toilet seat lid and the toilet seat itself.

Oh for fuck sake, someone's left a porcelain sandwich for the fifth time this week!

by SubwayShitter November 13, 2025

Porcelain Challenge

A popular internet challenge involving teenagers grinding down their parent's antique china into a fine powder, and snorting the ground up porcelain like cocaine.

"Hey dude, did you see that new viral video of the Porcelain Challenge on TikTok?"

by Anon.Reporter October 2, 2022