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piece of work

Someone who -- although often interesting -- is difficult to get along with on an every day basis. They often make simple things overly complex, or argue points ad infinitum.
Can you drive by my house this evening on your way to work?

Sure, I'll drive by. Do you want me to stop and pick you up when I'm driving by?

Of course I do. You're a real piece of work, aren't you?
by anon#E#moose September 25, 2006
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piece of shit cocksucker

1. A term used to describe someone that you hold in utter disregard or contempt.

2.Verbal slur meant to demean and emasculate a potential opponent in a street fight.

3. Term used to describe somebody that has ripped you off or offended you in any number of ways.
1. I hate that piece of shit cocksucker!

2. C'mon! You piece of shit cocksucker! Fuck you!

3. Nine hundred dollars?! That piece of shit cocksucker!
by Mr. Wisdom August 27, 2009
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Three Piece

A term sometimes used to refer to conmen, due to the stereotype of a slick-looking man in a three piece suit. The term isn't gender-specific, but most people seem to use it to indicate a conman (versus the usually more feminine term "grifter").
Three piece also implies that the conman (or woman) was high-class among the stealing trade, or acted and dressed as a rich person to inspire the confidence necessary to the con.
"I invested my money, but it turned out my broker was a three piece."
"I gave that three piece every penny I had and he stole all of it!"
by sininblue May 28, 2016
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Pheces Brekkie

Where a man takes a shit into a womans vagina then straight after has sexual intercourse
felix i pheces brekkied your grandpa
by john smithghfgh July 8, 2009
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piece of mud

An unbearable personality trait, that is revolting to the human population. One who is a "piece of mud" is incredibly boring, stupid, self centered, and any other bad personality trait combined into one. Basically an over all asshole.

Once a "piece of mud", you can never go back. Pieces of mud lack intelligence and the ability to preform well with others. They suck.

There is only one "piece of mud" list in this entire world, if you are on the piece of mud list, I feel sorry for you.
Those who are e n g r a v e d on the "piece of mud" list are at the point of no return, once engraved, forget about it, your life basically amounts to nothing and you're fucked.

One does not simply just become a "piece of mud", one is BORN a "piece of mud".

abv- "POM"
Girl: He ignored my texts and calls! He's such a piece of mud!

also see serious piece of mud

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by youwillneverknoww July 19, 2012
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Piece of Ship

The phrase spoken by cheeky kids who are trying to hide their swearing and cussing from their parents.
Kid: "You're a real piece of ship Donny!"

Mother: "Watch your language."

Kid: "I said ship you stupid cunt."
by M3TEOR October 1, 2014
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piecemeal apocalypse

A slightly crappy thing that happens to you that makes your day just a bit worse, but signifies a downward spiral to the end of the world.
Person 1: I've had a crappy day. I stubbed my toe, I dropped my ice cream cone and my cat puked on my bed!
Person 2: Piecemeal Apocalypse!
by NikkiDale April 23, 2018
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