Pedophile

Harrison Helms

The pedophile said they won't stay young forever

by chair34 May 4, 2022

genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini

Someone, often with blue hair and heavy breasts, who identifies themselves as a queer zucchini. Common pronouns include zucchini/zucchiniself, im/valid, ze/zir, and i/hate/your/opinion. If you refer to a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini as "he", "she", or "they", you are violently misgendering them and deserve to rot in a hole along with Adolf Hitler. Anybody who is remotely skeptical of this identity is actively contributing to genocide. Also, a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini is typically welcoming toward a polyamorous relationship with up to 35 participants, as well as a relationship with a minor between 13 and 18 years of age.

I identify as a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini.

by dadydonald May 22, 2024

debate pedophile

Someone who engages in bad faith argument.

Ben Shapiro is such a debate pedophile.

by mWmW dot November 17, 2023

Pedophile

A person who is attracted to children, aka Sick people who should seek help.

"Yo dude, did you hear? Our friend Lucas is a pedophile!"

by i dont know what to put here b September 15, 2023

Pedophile

Pedophiles are awesome and humble senior citizens who like to take care of the children all the time.
They love them and yes they love them.

Kim Kardashian: Kanye is
Pete: Yup a fucking pedophile , that's why you left him ballin' right?

by Dylan Achiles May 19, 2022

Schrodinger's Pedophile

Someone who makes child porn of one or more characters and then, when confronted about it, decides to say if it's aged up or not.

That person is such a Schrodinger's Pedophile.

by anonymous July 29, 2025

Pedophile

Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson is a pedophile.

by justanotherblole May 3, 2022