orgasm donor

(n.) One who gives orgasms, saving many (sex) lives.

I am the ultimate orgasm donor

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 27, 2004

Laughing Orgasm

The Strange Phenomena Of Breaking Into Laughter During Orgasm, Often Without Explanation. Can Occur During Masturbation Or Sexual Intercourse.

"I Was Beating Off Last Night And I Ended Up Having A Laughing Orgasm."

by Collin Jones October 10, 2005

instantaneous orgasm

What happens to 12-year-old girls at the sudden appearance of Robert Pattinson.

John: How was your daughter's birthday last weekend?

Bob: It was going great, until the preview for that Twilight movie came on. She had an instantaneous orgasm.

John: Your daughter?

Bob: Her and my wife.

by Slartibartfast11 December 11, 2009

Ruined Orgasm

When a guy is masturbating, by himself, or by his partner, and keeps stopping before he ejaculates. This goes on until finaly he penis is finaly allwed to ejaculate, but the hand is pulled away and the penis has no more stimulation througout the orgasm. Its cool to watch as the penis bobs up and down as it ejaculates the semen. This leads to the guy feeling very unfufilled and his penis is usually to tired to masturbate again, so basicaly he is left with sperm all over himself and nothing to show for it.

Bill was masturbating to some dirty words on Urban Dictionary like Horny, Penis, Masturbation, Caught in the act, Wet Dream and Wild Wank, when his friends suddenly came in and grapped his hands, holding them down. They wanked him off until they saw that he was about to orgasm, then let go. The penis bobbed up and down as it shot manjuice all over Bill's chest and Bill was left naked on the floor with a ruined orgasm.

by Penisking May 24, 2009

food orgasm

The reaction a person makes after taking a bite of a dish that they find especially delicious. A food orgasm usually includes one or more of the following: tilting the head back, rolling the eyes upward, gasping, moaning, and/or cooing.

I knew I grilled the lobster tails perfectly when I heard the food orgasms from my dinner guests.

by MrMullet December 25, 2009

orgasmic remorse

When you have the BEST SEX ever with a person you don't care for, or, about. Your guilty conscience makes you physicaly ill and you can not go to work. You call off work ill with the "Orgasmic Remorse" excuse...it's the new "food poisoning" of excuses.

Donnie took a personal day off today, he suffers from Orgasmic Remorse

by hilda50 December 14, 2013

Floppy orgasms

Cuming when you dont have a hard-on.

Put it this way, your weiner does some weird shit before you cum

by DeadMan Inc April 3, 2005