Short Wire

a temporary lapse of faculties caused by stressful situations
people who can Short Wire include autistics (like me) and people with PTSD (my sister and step dad)
the best thing to do when someone is short wiring is to leave them alone and let them work through it

whats wrong with that guy?
the fireworks caused him to Short Wire

by kingofthesharkmen May 21, 2021

Wired

To get wound up or annoyed

I’m so wired

by Fucktards2018 March 7, 2018

wire

the weird thing that some people have on their airpods

kid: mommy, why does this man has wires on his airpods

mother: oh its nothing dont bother with that
mother in her head: i knew we shouldnt had moved in this neighbourhood

by bitch period February 15, 2019

Coy Wire Foundation

A Terrorist Group Founded By Coy Wire, as an attempt to drive CNN10 fans away from Carl Azuz, also responsible for founding the KKK, Nazism, and Satanism

I absolutely HATE the Coy Wire Foundation, I hope every member of it gets chained up and gets thousands of Purpies(someone putting shit underneath your nose) swiped on them

by CometStealYoLungs March 17, 2024

wired to the gravel

When a person gets frustrated and overloaded with trying understand all the different Social Media Platforms they become wired to the gravel.

I tried to tell my mom the difference between Facebook and Twitter and she just wired to the gravel.

by JAJBanks November 28, 2016

wire goo

some dumb shit jeremy said during a harvester stream.

ugh , i stuck my hand in the wire and i got like wire goo on me ugh hold on.

by hmpton August 20, 2022

Wire-jerker

Electrician with only basic skills
Poorly trained or dumb sparky

I called the sparky and he sent me this wire-jerker. He can pull cables but he's useless at fault finding.

by asabove January 25, 2009