The feeling a property owner gets when he watches a roof being installed across the street by a superior contractor, especially after they just got their deductible covered by some "bob the roofer" pop-up roofing company.
Jim Tells his wife while looking out the window,
"Dammit Rose, maybe we shouldn't have gotten our deductible covered by that OTHER roofing company. ROOFMARK is doing something special across the street. It's giving me Roof Envy!"
Rose, "I told ya, that I liked that TC character. "
"Dammit Rose, maybe we shouldn't have gotten our deductible covered by that OTHER roofing company. ROOFMARK is doing something special across the street. It's giving me Roof Envy!"
Rose, "I told ya, that I liked that TC character. "
by betterdick January 14, 2019

by aznbob December 10, 2023

A "new roof" is a local Northern Irish term used by males to describe their new haircut, their roof being their head.
Conor: "Hey lads, look at my new roof!"
Tom: "Did you really just say "new roof" ? That's embarrassing
Tom: "Did you really just say "new roof" ? That's embarrassing
by soulwax May 22, 2014

by Chiok Chan September 13, 2020

Holy shit! Looks like 2 Dales on a roof. They sure are having a gay ol’ time!
See also Blake and Tyler.
See also Blake and Tyler.
by Codybay1 December 16, 2021

Tieing a gummy worm to a long peice of string rope and fishing off of a roof next to a swimming pool; hopefully someone will grab the worm eventually.
by SlayerRocker82 August 26, 2016

Abby: "Why does Maddie act like she's so much better than us?"
Leslie: "I know, she's such an on-the-roof girl."
Leslie: "I know, she's such an on-the-roof girl."
by Frdy145 November 20, 2023
