Olympic Runner

Steven Hawking

The best Olympic runner was the famous Steven Hawking

by ChingChongYourCatIsGone January 14, 2021

olympic expert

Someone who has no idea how the sport works but when the olympics are happening they turn into an expert in what sport they are watching

Becoming an Olympic expert

E.g:Someone watching diving
A:watching diving

B:yes
A:do you watch diving often

B: no
A: but why so suddenly you turn into an expert of diving
B: it just the olympics

by Klojarw July 29, 2024

Special Olympic Slalom

When a girl in a wheel chair gives you a blow job by opening her mouth and rolling the chair back and forth.

The cute blonde girl in the wheelchair gave me a Special Olympic Slalom last night.

by Tommy4 January 21, 2025

Pain Olympics

Pain Olympics is a where someone doubts the worth their pain because "others have it worse" or the other way round wherr someone thinks there pain is more than eveyone elses

This applies to both physical and mental pain

Pain Olympics example1: "I mean yeah it's bad but there's others more hurt than me so it can't be that bad"

Pain Olympics example2: "Why does ____ get attention and help my pain is worse!"

by TanukiBoy January 07, 2023

Olympic Jousting

When a man and a man are nude and they run at each other, and whoever gets hit with the other man's penis first gets buttfucked

Trevin and i are going to practice our Olympic jousting later

by TaterThot23 September 14, 2022

The Homeless Olympics

This is a bad night. It’s when you drink a lava lamp and then fuck a German Shepherd.

Hey Brian. You may judge me because...you know, I’m homeless, and shit. It’s not pretty. But last night I drank a lava lamp and fucked a German shepherd. That may be no big deal to you but I won the gold at the homeless Olympics! So fuck you.

by Larry and Rex and Benny September 09, 2018