Dr. Octopus Drunk

A state of being so drunk that to move you have to grab onto anything and everything much like how Dr. Octopus moved in the movie spiderman.

"Man I was so drunk last night I had to to octopus grab myself inside my house"

"You where Dr. Octopus Drunk!!!"

by $K.G$ September 30, 2014

Octopus Fight

Could also be used as "Octopi War" depending on the level of intensity. Octopus fight is when you get that over excited feeling in your stomach like there are octopi tangled up in it and the only way to express how you feel is with a hand gesture (looks like your hands are fighting). Definitely a good thing.

Octopus fight, the act of feeling overly excited and squirmy.

"I dont know about you Cass, but I feel as if a massive Octopi War has erupted in my tummy"

by jesusetc. June 23, 2008

octopus garden

An orgy of 9 which contains 1 male and 8 women.

Dude I heard you were in an orgy last night? Yeah it was an octopus garden!

by ColoAK September 15, 2013

Octopus Porn

BOB ISIS LOVESSSS OCTOPUS PORN

Porn isn't porn without octopussies. Octopus porn is great.

by Bobisis.com May 27, 2018

Octopus

Main Entry: oc·to·pus
Pronunciation: \ˈäk-tə-pəs, -ˌpu̇s\
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural oc·to·pus·es or oc·to·pi \-ˌpī\
Etymology: New Latin Octopod-, Octopus, from Greek oktōpous
Date: 1758

1 : any of a genus (Octopus) of cephalopod mollusks that have eight muscular pussies equipped with two rows of suckers; broadly : any octopod excepting the paper nautilus
2 : something that resembles an octopus especially in having many centrally directed pussies

My octopus is awesome.

Look at that tree, it's like an octopus.

by Flupcus January 10, 2010

the octopus

A method of masturbation, where the male somewhat violently lifts his hands from beneath his penis, upwards towards his head in a flailing motion. The idea is to simulate an octopus flailing its tentacles, while stimulating the penis.

James was doing the octopus when his mom walked in to the room.

by Rory O'Hooligan October 30, 2007

coctopussy

The act of performing sexual intercourse. banging hookin' up bumpin' uglies

"Soooo...I met this super hot girl, last night - and within 5 minutes, we were totally coctopussy"

by thebigugly August 17, 2012