Sausage in the grass

Where a man just rubs his cock along the outside of a hairy woman's fanny without penetrating
It's my period at the moment just go for sausage in the grass tonight
by Lesstatt June 02, 2013
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Team Sausage

-A group/team membership that includes an inordinate amount of straight men who have come to accept their circumstance of not having females amongst their group/team.

-This is common with coed teams such as Swimming and Diving and Track and Field teams.....and Wrestling
Teammate 1- "Dude there are no chicks on our team this sucks"

Teammate 2- "Bro it's ok we are a team no-less"

Teammate 3- "TEAM SAUSAGE!!"

All together -"TEAM SAUSAGE"
by Ishd1v8 March 19, 2010
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sausage stand

Similar to "Sausage Fest" yet does not mean that women are not in the vicinity. Usually includes 3+ guys, typically "Sausages" who have no chance of getting any girls. Commonly referred to as "The Stand."
Tony, Todd, Weinberg and Pat D formed a solidified sausage stand at Viva.
by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN March 01, 2005
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diaper sausage

The result created from a full diaper-genie.

The twisting nature needed after disposing each spent diaper leaves a long sausage-like chain when the diaper genie is emptied
I popped on my gas mask on and went to empty the diaper-genie. I ended up tossing the diaper sausage in the construction dumpster next door.
by gymsmyth September 15, 2009
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sausage cubby

1. Vaginal opening
2. Oral opening of slutty female
Shut your sausage cubby, bitch.
by jinx September 12, 2003
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cornish sausage

Inserting a steaming turd into a condom and tying it closed.
This cornish sausage appears to have remnants of peanuts and spinach in it.
by MonkeyHustle December 19, 2005
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