aftermarket wheels

Fake boobs.

Yeah, she has aftermarket wheels.

by Mtbr May 15, 2018

brick on wheels

If they are named this, they are gay.

You are a brick on wheels.

by Dimond Picaxe February 1, 2019

bob and wheel

A British phrase referring to successfully spooning someone.

I went down to the pub to meet Jane, and after a drink or two I gave her the ol' bob and wheel. Real good.

by TheChangeMaster April 4, 2017

Breaking at the Wheel

A torture technique that involves tying an accused criminal to a wooden wheel and rolling it on hard, sharp, bumpy surface causing irreversible damage to bones and organs. Sometimes if the person was still alive, an excecutioner would hammer the brain with iron or drop the wheel in a lake. The bodies were often left on display to dismay criminals.

Breaking at the wheel is not a good way to go.

by Anti fandom freedom fighter. November 26, 2016

Tank Wheeled

The act of having been wheeled (lip kissed) by a tank (i.e. a person who has a robotic disposition).

Although it may be hard to detect whether or not a person has tank wheels, here are some major indicators:

1) when approaching their victim, they tend to move as though on a train track
2) when cock-blocked, they emit steam from their ears
3) once they've reached their destination (i.e. their victim) they say "Choo! Choo! All aboard!"

"You've just been tank wheeled!"

by FreakyDeaky123445Tank May 5, 2009

R on Wheels

R on Wheels is a retard on wheels. It is a person who acts like a retard, so you ignore that person. They are usually in a blow off class fooling around or making fun of other people when they have no friends. The most comman case is with freshman because they think that acting out this way will make them tons of new friends. When in actuality noone likes them for it.

"omg Jake your such an r on wheels."

by sharkonwheels April 30, 2009

Greasing the wheels

Facilitating the process to ensure smoother sailing when it's go time.

Example of greasing the wheels:

"Im gonna cook her favorite meal before i ask her to go to the game."

by Tophertalks November 17, 2021