Dutch ATM

When friends split paying for a meal and one person pays everything with a credit card and the others give that person cash.

She never has any cash on her when we go out, so we always end up going Dutch ATM.

by Mailgirl333 September 7, 2018

Dutch Wank

When you do a Dutch Oven (fart under your bed covers then inhale the fumes) and continue to wank whilst lying in your oven.

Oh mate, had to burn the sheets last night after a Dutch Wank

by Teebster0 June 6, 2018

Dutch Relay

Dutch Relay- when you put your penis in a buddies hand and a third party member jacks off person #1 by physicaly moving the arm of person #2. A dutch rudder modified for 3 people.

Last night when I walked into the barracks, Bruce was getting a Dutch Relay from sam and Carlos.

by SGT Slippyfist June 13, 2020

Dutch Money

lots of money. an abundance of money.

“ugh i’m really craving chips but i’m broke”

“don’t worry bro, i got you! i got dutch money on me!”

by gatphacedea November 22, 2021

dutch locker

When you fart in someone else's locker before they open it.

I see that they gave Cindy the old Dutch Locker since she puked in her locker again!

by Fastford48 February 22, 2017

Dutch Bakery

When 2 or more people (or animals, if you roll that way) fart underneath a blanket (dutch oven) in a room with all windows, doors, or any other openings have been closed causing the gas to hover and linger.

I went into my parents room to see if they had extra toothpaste last night when I found myself walking right into a dutch bakery.

by Schmillerton January 11, 2013

dutch mouth

When a person types English with spelling that looks more Dutch than it does English.

Person 1: Aeyy wut r yu doenn todae
Person 2: Wow, you have a serious case of dutch mouth.

by Trerry October 11, 2015