nelson rocks

oxymoron: the word nelson and any word signifying 'cool' do not belong in the same sentence, much less next to one another.

Commonly misinterpreted by people who do not understand the impossibility of this statement.

Nelson does not rock, but we love him anyways.

by vanitha is an ass December 18, 2004

Nelson

A small boy who is also a player.he can be sweet but he is actually a donkey.he will try to hang out with the popular people just so he can be cool. Treats people like they are a nobody and does care about other people exept him

Girl1:hey i saw a kid hanging out with the popular people and they didn't even know him
Girl2:yeah he is such a nelson

by Stitchlove October 29, 2014

Not enough nelsons

A sweet family, who will always be there for their fans. A family who saved a lot of people.
A family of 19, who made so much people smile and made days better!

I love not enough nelsons

by I love the Nelsons December 9, 2020

Admiral Nelson

The Admiral is a cheap imposter of Captain Morgan. He tries to hide this fact by using a higher naval rank than his more well-known cousin.

The Admiral is actually based on the real life British military hero, Hoartio Nelson. He ironically died in a battle with pirates in Algeria. Perhaps Captain M got the last laugh?

Admiral Nelson's British vessel fired upon that of Captain Morgan. However, he was no match.

by Tit For Twat January 15, 2007

filthy nelson

gay sexual position when a guy is suspended in bondage, and fingered up the ass while getting a blowjob.

man Chris is such a pervert, he gave albert a filthy nelson last night.

by urmomsawhore August 3, 2012

nelson

nelsoning. (v.) to lie. spam, invite yourself somewhere (adj.) to be a liar, compulsive lies.

My uncle own numerous boats and jet airplanes, and he is the star of the newest Indiana Jones movie... stop being a nelson kid.

by JjHair November 23, 2009

the full nelson

the traditional act of eating out a girl's asshole with chops sticks and soy sauce(preferibly one of asian decent)

Marc put the full nelson on Patricia, with a side of kung poon shrimp.

by marc February 3, 2005