Neil Cicerega

He needs your credit card info to get a new microphone so he can keep making music

you: omg it's you
Neil Cicerega: give me your fucking credit card information

by spooksmagee July 15, 2020

neil diamond

a man who has taken away womens breaths for years and years. he also happens to be a singer and songwriter.

he tends to sing R's.. tho and you shouldnt do that.

Oh mom, are you playing Neil Diamond again!

by meg April 15, 2005

nails

Really disgusting or hugely irritating to point of being equivalent to nails on a chalkboard. Often used by drag queens to describe a really heinous performance or by women and gay men dishing out shade against another for being gross looking, sexually unappealing, or otherwise unsettling in appearance or nature.

Eww...that bitch's voice is so nails. I just want to pull her tracks out and stuff her mouth with a toilet wand.

by A. Chav December 6, 2013

Neilsen

A method, using the game slides to fulfill the desire to touch the female gender.

Pulling a Neilsen will not get you laid.

by Riceplate May 29, 2008

oh neil

Being a dickhead, and doing something funny and then after so saying "Oh Neil"

(Your friend falls over) you say "Oh Neil"

by Charlotte may louise April 13, 2017

a Neil

Having a wank in a public place, in honor of the radio presenter Neil Prendevile who did it while the plane was taxiing on the run-way.

Did you hear John had a neil on the bus?

ya that's fucking horrible.

by Cillit Bang 96 November 3, 2010

O'Neil

What he says goes.

I'm O'Neil and what I say goes.

by Daddy Chaddy May 18, 2020