Needle in a Haystack

Usually used when someone's trying to do the impossible.

It's also used when you're coding

Needle in a haystack coding example:
strpos("haystack", "needle");

by ihfsdihaoifd September 21, 2021

crack needles

A neologism formed by accidentally conflating "crack pipes "with "heroin needles" to form a portmanteau of urban detritus. "Crack needles," a term that may include either type of referenced drug paraphernalia, are often found littering vacant lots, alleyways, or abandoned buildings in the less illustrious, seedy districts of America's disinvested and depopulated inner cities. The lack of specificity about which drug may be semantically valuable in helping cover multiple societal eras of drug addiction, or it may just make the utterer of the term sound like a damn fool.

"They had, like, the most AMAZING cocktails at this bar, right? But the neighborhood is, like, super sketch. Like, we couldn't find parking out front, so we had to walk half a block, and there were, like, crack needles in the alley, and stuff. And this homeless person asked us for change out front." - Karen, probably, who normally only comes into the city for sporting events or anything with valet parking

by zorsnacks October 9, 2023

Thread a needle from 10' away

When someone has such profuse diarrhea, a shotgun blast from the ass could thread a needle 10' away

Oh man, Jenny is shitting like a tiger! If she wanted too, she could thread a needle from 10' away!

by bshoey006 June 29, 2022

Frack Needle

A needle that is filled to the brim with Frack. It is intended to be injected into schizophrenic patients. It is often consider "The Holy Juice". It has the ability to revive plants, animals, and one etcetera.

B: Hey, Johnny! Want some Frack Needle?
J: Of course!

by Jungle Fungus September 10, 2025

Polishing the needle

When jack is at home playing madden and he gets the urge to go grab the lotion

Jack stop polishing the needle and come hang out with us!

by neeedleford May 6, 2024

needle hole

A very small vagina hole

Her tight needle hole almost pinched my cock in two.

by Dixxie Hippie October 1, 2017

Bulgarian Dick Needle

A public torture method in Bulgaria where your dick gets put in a custom fitting dick guillotine while they tie your arms and legs to boards. But, instead of cutting off your dick they stick a needle all the way through your urethra.

“yo man did you hear about the guy who was sentenced to a public Bulgarian Dick Needle.”

by Bulgarian tweedler beeder January 23, 2025