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Nathan

Bro turned me into a lesbian and also stole my stuffed animal and $80. Please give them both back. Thank you :)
Friend: Hey, whatever happened to Nathan?
Me: Got bro an $80 birthday gift and like a month later replaced me. Idgaf anymore fr I just want my money back 😭😭
by pleasgivemeeightydollars June 24, 2023
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Nathan

Knowing someone named Nathan is the greatest honor any person on earth could receive. Truly a being of divine importance, anyone lucky enough to know someone by the name should consider themselves to be in favor with all gods and deities. Nathan is the embodiment of the moral high ground and his spoken word should be regarded as nothing less than the essence of what is right in any scenario. Nathan’s intellect surpasses that of any great thinkers to ever exist, the mere existence of his mind threatens to upend all human knowledge as it becomes subject to the very whims of Nathans worldwide. Nathan truly is a person of god-like proportions.
Person 1: yo who is that?

Person 2: Shut up and start groveling! Don’t you know that’s Nathan
by Fapgod November 23, 2021
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Nathan

A crazy person who stabs people with pencils
Omg run Nathan has a pencil
by girl😃🖐💀 October 26, 2020
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Nathan

A very small gay guy, who has a 1 inch, spoils every game, likes children, and masturbates like every second.
"Stop talking about Genshin Impact, you're such a Nathan."
by PeeEEeeEeEeeeeeeeEEEe August 13, 2021
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Nathan

He's a little silly and owns a male moose milker

He enjoys men a lot and a lot of them.
He can shred like no other on a motorcycle and is the meanest gang in the town. The Potatoes.
He came out the womb knowing how to dissemble and assemble a fully automatic fire arm in less than 30 seconds.

When the midwife slapped him he ROARED.

Kawaii desu he's such a potato X3.
Person 1: Wow that guy is such a potato
Person 2: don't be cringe man, say that he's a Nathan.
by princesspiddles September 19, 2020
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Nathan

MOnkey ape OHH OHH AHH AHH
ALways act like a monkey
Nathan what a ape
by Monkey ape May 18, 2021
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Nathan

type of guy to sniff ass whilst accusing others of it.
Oh you know Nathan? that ass sniffer?
by rowoons July 7, 2022
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