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Nathan Newton

1.Nathaniel Newton (born December 20, 1961 in Orlando, Florida) is a former American football offensive lineman in the NFL who played for the Dallas Cowboys (1986–1998) and the Carolina Panthers (1999).
On November 4, 2001 police in St. Martin Parish, Louisiana, found 213 lb of marijuana in his white van. Five weeks later, he was caught with 175 lb of marijuana on Interstate 45. He was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison

2.Can also mean to get busted with 100lbs+ of weed mulotiple times
Which weighs more Nathan Newton or the weed he got busted with?
Answer: The weed by 20 lbs (Nate Weighs 368lbs)
by Barry Castle July 3, 2008
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Negro Newton

A smart black person.
Negro-black
Newton-Isaac Newton=smart
by Hiser January 7, 2011
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Fag Newton

A homosexual friend that shows up to a location with baked goods (your house, a party, a picnic, etc).

Why? Because a cookie is just a cookie, but Fag Newtons are fruits with cake.
Husband: The neighbor came over last night. He brought us some cupcakes.
Wife: What a Fag Newton.

Gay Guy 1: We're going over to the neighbors' tonight.
Gay Guy 2: Should we take anything with us?
Gay Guy 1: Don't be a Fag Newton.
by SpooN Foy January 30, 2018
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newtown

a place that has more thai restaurants than thailand
"i feel like having thai tonight"

"but i'm so sick of thai, i used to live in newtown"
by suzanne November 12, 2003
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Newting

When a man leaves his wife after she falls ill.

Named after Georgian Congressman Newt Gingrich who visited his first wife in hospital (she was recovering from surgery) to discuss the terms of their divorce. Also, he was cheating on her.
Guy1: Dude, my wife is really sick.
Guy2: Oh, really? Wow... what are you going to do?
Guy1: I'm thinking about Newting her.
Guy2: Oh.
by Mr_A October 7, 2011
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Newton's 4th Law

The gravitational effects a large and dense object, a fat ass, has on a smaller more weaker object, a man. This law can be used to describe the social interaction we notice when a man is attractive a nice firm ass.
Damn, that girl is the prime definition of Newton's 4th Law.
by Pickleman_22 January 12, 2016
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Newton

The first popular PDA from Apple Computer. Early versions of the newton were slow and had poor handwriting recognition, but later revisions were very useful devices.

Newton was for a while a catch-all term to describe any PDA, in the same way as palmpilot and the british use of Hoover to describe any vacuum cleaner.
"I can't use my Newton with my new mactop so I had to buy a Palm"
by Shalroth May 15, 2005
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