Post-mystery tristesse

The grief, rage and regret you suffer after a particularly effective mystery cliffhanger when you have to wait a week to find out what the hell happened

Oh no! They can’t do that! And now we have to wait a WEEK to find out what the HELL happened?!? The post-mystery tristesse is going to kill me! Augh!!!! assorted screams and groans

Post-mystery tristesse by wordstrumpet November 28, 2025

Murder Mystery 2

Murder Mystery 2 (MM2) is a game on Roblox that attracts exploiters, TikTokers who make crappy edits, kids who want to be obnoxious, 70 year old men with cutesy anime girl avatars, and emos with no real accomplishments in life who want to show off how good they are at the game and their elite passes. The game itself is fun and pretty chill if you want to kill time, but the kind of people that play it make it suck.

Friend #1: "Hey. You wanna play Murder Mystery 2?"

Friend #2: "Nah. Last time I played that, there were at least three exploiters coin farming and flinging me off the map."

Murder Mystery 2 by Idkidcc March 5, 2026

dreaming infinite mystery 

See Andia

My name used to be dreaming infinite mystery, but I changed it to Andia

dreaming infinite mystery by takotrukz April 27, 2019

Bags O’ Mystery 

An 1850's term to reference 'sausages'. The 'mystery' was due to the fact that nobody but the maker of the sausages would know what was in them, and the 'bags' were the guts which contained the chopped meat.

“Hi, Butcher Barry. I'll take 6 steaks and a few Bags O’ Mystery if that's okay.”

Bags O’ Mystery by C L G January 31, 2021

farty boy mystery 

When a small group of people bust ass, and no one knows who did it

What is not a soul gonna claim that awful stench? Must be a "farty boy mystery!"

farty boy mystery by cell phone Chris July 29, 2022

head unit mystery

The phenomenon where the original head unit of a test car is unknown, as its head unit has already been swapped with an aftermarket one

I couldn't figure out why the sound quality was so amazing during the test drive—turns out it was just a head unit mystery with that aftermarket stereo!

head unit mystery by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

Oral Mastery 

When one is so good with their mouth, tongue, and lips that they deliver non stop orgasms and never ending pleasure when performing oral sex, and give goosebumps and thoughts of procreation when they kiss others. They have the power to control one's thoughts and actions with their high level of Oral Skills. For females, finding a male with this priceless amount of oral talent, is the same as finding the Holy Grail.

I am so torn between being honest with my BF, or just leading him on more.......because his {Oral Mastery] is just life changing.

My hot blonde friend Alyssa, said that Bruce licked her pussy better than you ever did Deb, and she said what dolt would not marry that Italian Stallion for his Oral Mastery alone?

Oh honey you better keep him happy, and be sweet to him, because with his level of Oral Mastery, he will get and can have any woman he wants. Im dripping wet just talking about him and that 360 Clit Lick i keep hearing about from your roommate and your friends.

Oral Mastery by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 13, 2019