myspace

A popular website for children (it's not for children!), teens, and adults. It is also the main feasting ground for pedophiles (Serves you right kids). A handful of people on MySpace lie about their age.

0H!M3s0H0rNy (MySpace age: 13, Real Age: 44): Hey, wanna get together sometime at your house when you're alone?

Amanda White (Myspace age: 87, Real Age: 12): Sure, you seem cool :)

by Tony Huynh April 17, 2008

myspace

The homepage for 12 year old camera-whores and 60 year old pedophiles.

Myspace,Facebook,...- they are all the same!

by JKKC January 04, 2008

myspace

A place where 40 year old guys make their myspace name "sk8rboy125" or "hornysexychick00" and try to get kids to come to there house.

40 year old guy: "Hey dude I got a 14 year old girl to come to my house because i put my profile picture as a buff teenage boy!"

Other 40 year old guy: "Cool, I got another 13 year old boy yesterday because i made my profile name 'smokinhotgirl' and put a picture of a teenage girl in a bikini."

TEACH YOUR KIDS NOT TO GO TO MYSPACE!

by duh13 July 06, 2009

MySpace

The ULTIMATE game, where the primary goal is to collect three things:
FRIENDS - #1
COMMENTS - #2
SLUTTY GIRLFRIENDS FROM KOREA - #3.

WOW! I GOT THE TOP HISCORE ON MYSPACE! I COLLECTED 3000 FRIENDS!

by Blink-lad August 01, 2008

myspace

Is a place to fulfill your highschool drama, meet strage men and to stalk your ex boyfriends.

So like i was reading his comments on myspace and he was so flirting with her im pissed

by Nicolesucksdick May 21, 2008

myspace

GAYYYYYY!!!! Ego tripping people who go on there just to feel loved. The most pointless site ever. Don't waste your time making one. People look for someone they met in kindergarden and add them as a friend just to seem cool even though they havent talked to them in over 5 years. Or they add people who they haven't ever met but they go to their school, their friend knows them, or they are extremely hot. Not really an age limit. There are 7 year olds who say they are 23! Just so they can make one. And people that arent allowed to have one sneak around for it. They go on at friends houses and when their parents are asleep and clueless!

Myspace is a waste of time!

by smartest teenager ever! June 29, 2006

myspace

A place for emo no life faggots to spill out their tears.

Fred0949's MySpace Blog:

<Fred0949> My mom called me a bitch today, so I slit my wrist.

<jIm4930> oMg CoOl!lllllll!1!!!1

by Demsac June 10, 2007