purple mushroom bruise 

The act of pulling out your penis while being blown, and systematically slapping your partner's face with it, thus leaving a purplish bruise resembling the tip of you penis (a mushroom).

I gave Carly a purple mushroom bruise when she went down on me last night.

purple mushroom bruise by Flantari September 30, 2006

mushroom soup

The cream that shoots out of a guys mushroom at the climax of a blowjob and swallowed - the soup that's mmm mmm good!

While I was with my boyfriend last night, we made a hot dinner and I had his famous mushroom soup! Delicious!

mushroom soup by teeniewahine October 17, 2006

mushroom slap

if someone happens to be getting fresh with you, mushroom slap them. This means pulling out your jimmy and making solid contact with their facial region.

C-dav definitely mushroom slapped that girl last period because she said "oh my gosh guys guess what happened?"

mushroom slap by drew s April 12, 2004

Mushroom Clap

To viciously strike someone across the face with your penis. Creating a smacking or clap noise.

"I mushroom clapped my girl the other day for stepping out of line"

Mushroom Clap by ~Michael~ October 5, 2006

Mushroom Cloud 

1.the end result of a nuclear explosion
2.the solution to all of the world's problems

...all that was left was a mushroom cloud.

Mushroom Cloud by D3zNu7$ February 18, 2008

Mushroom Stamp 

The Slapping of an erect penis aginst a womens face or ass.

After cumming on her titties, i mushroom stamped her ass!!!

Mushroom Stamp by WhiteRebel09 January 14, 2008

mushroomhead 

the best metal band in the world. not screaming metal, its scary cause what they say is scary. they rule

creepy crawl creepy crawl

mushroomhead by shroomhead June 30, 2005