muse

A tall blonde chick from the arm pit of America also known as New Jersey. Generally drives a chyrsler and is always being confused with a tall building.

Hey! whats that building over there? oh wait... its muse

by beardman April 29, 2005

Musem

A slothish animal.

The musem was noticed limping up the street.

by anon10156 October 4, 2008

mosex

a homosexual individual. "gay".

He's not straight, he's mosex.

by Mozex Financial Holdings, Inc. June 16, 2010

muse

A urethral suppository similar to Caverject, used to treat male impotence. Very effective. Similar to loading a musket.
Used in desperation, since afterwards your dick will feel as if you slammed it in a door.

I used Muse, then I fucked her (after giving her the $200.00), then my dick felt like I slammed in in the car door (like five times).

by Buttslapper October 15, 2006

Muse

verb
1. wank
2. toss

noun
1. wanker
2. tosser

verb
1. "Damn, my bloody flat mate Mused all over the carpet".
2. "He completely Mused-up that guitar part."

noun
1. "I gots to jet; they too many Muse up in here."
2. "I understand that you are a Muse, but can't you keep it in your pants?"

by DwarfShortage December 9, 2012

museum eyes

When you are staring at something for so long - you can no longer concentrate.

Or when you are over-stimulated or over-tired and your attention span is gone.

After a day at the Smithsonian you can no longer look at any more art and you now have museum eyes.

by daisywheel July 3, 2008

museum rapist

one who when he encounters museums spends a ridiculous amount of time looking at everything in every museum

Tim: Ben wants to go to Europe with me, Should i go?

John: Naaa Ben is like the official museum rapist, you will spend all your time in a dumb museum

by BishopDonRodValentine May 9, 2010