muse

A controlling bitch who uses her stupidity, fatness, and overall dumbass personality in order to force strict rules upon children in music classes.

Dude, that mom is such a muse, she couldn't go 5 seconds without telling me what to do or where to go or what I was doing wrong!

by Band President May 10, 2005

muse

A substitution for the word "sex" or "fucking" so parents or anybody else would not know what you are talking about.

girl: So you want to muse tonight?
guy: Yeah, I've been dying to get my thoughts straightened out!

by bluecat June 14, 2007

MuseLive

Extremley Popular Muse Fansite
Extremley Shite Muse Fansite

Lets all go on MuseLive and be told what to do all the time!!!

by admin May 13, 2005

My Muse

Your kind of music that you really like. Pronounced like the "mus" in "music".

-"I heard some punk tonight..."
-"Youdid? Punk is so my muse!"

by Daschy September 19, 2009

muselage

Slippery grape residue at the bottom of wine fermentation tanks.

The fax machine won't work because it's all jammed with muselage!

by djstan January 22, 2009

Muse

A mystical creature that promotes happiness and love... Boom!

My day's starting out rough from a night of street meat and whiskey, hope I run into a muse for a pick-me-up.

by The Bone Yard July 21, 2014

MuSex

The need to have music playing whilst having Sex.

Almost like a fetish.

Hey Babe, Wanna have some MuSex

by M4D31TT00345Y!:P October 19, 2018