Minnie Mousing

To rape a man dressed up as Minnie Mouse

Lieutenant Briefing his troops: Disney land is located here, we shall take the rollercoaster by surprise, then we shall go Minnie Mousing, understood?

by Im_Cheating February 13, 2010

female mouse

a mouse for the computer that has no ball(s), and usually a small hole on its underside

"My mouse is busted, let's go to Beast Buy and get a female mouse!"
"You mean an optical mouse?"
"As long as its got no balls!"

by message_tied_to_a_brick August 30, 2004

evil mouse

a mouse that lives in a castle that buys studios, brother to the pizza chain rat

evil mouse clubhouse COME INSIDE ITS FUN INSIDE

by ok so its eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee June 6, 2021

El mouse

A Spanish mouse who loves to say lmao. You can also pronounce this word Lmouse.

El mouse bro thats pretty funny

by Ginger_jesus1234 July 20, 2019

Mouse clit

The scroll wheel on a computer mouse that you stroke the same way you stroke a clit. Depending on the type of mouse, you can stroke the clit up and down, tap it, tilt it side to side, or stroke it around in circles.

My sticky fingers gummed up my mouse clit, and now I can't scroll!

by b1wt153 September 28, 2011

Wiggle the mouse

When you don't feel like working but have to be at work, your only job is to wiggle the mouse to keep from going idle.

"Are you actually working on Black Friday?"

"I mean, not really. I'm just gonna wiggle the mouse for a few hours then go home."

by jobrien80 November 24, 2016

Moving The Mouse

Treading water, doing the minimum to get by. Originated from working on a "PC" or Personal Computer. If there is no activity for several minutes in a row, the screen will go blank or a screensaver pops up, showing your co-workers that you are not doing any work (both in the office and monitoring remotely). So to "Move the Mouse" is to do just enough to get by as to not be outed as a slacker or non-productive.

"I'm just moving the mouse until I can cut out of work at 5:00"

by Tony Da Wonerful February 23, 2014