Lieutenant Briefing his troops: Disney land is located here, we shall take the rollercoaster by surprise, then we shall go Minnie Mousing, understood?
by Im_Cheating February 13, 2010

"My mouse is busted, let's go to Beast Buy and get a female mouse!"
"You mean an optical mouse?"
"As long as its got no balls!"
"You mean an optical mouse?"
"As long as its got no balls!"
by message_tied_to_a_brick August 30, 2004

Person 1: "(person 2), your such a cock mouse, you know that?"
Peraon 2: "Im 5'5 so shut the fuck up"
Peraon 2: "Im 5'5 so shut the fuck up"
by Mimmidae May 15, 2019

To cop a mouse is to get a black eye. It was theorised that the term (originating in the 1800's) uses 'cop' to refer to the word 'catch', and 'mouse' to refer to the fact that a mouse is roughly the same size and colour/color of a black eye at its worst.
by C L G January 31, 2021

Viewer: "that mysticzoopy guy is such a fame-mouse, i wonder how"
Mysticzoopy:"it's cuz every girl i have sex with subscribes to me"
Mysticzoopy:"it's cuz every girl i have sex with subscribes to me"
by Mysticzoopy March 4, 2023

mouse bungee is when you tie a metal chair to your balls then ducktape the chair to a wall and run as fast as you can in one direction then, either your balls get ripped off or a chair gets slammed into your balls
by The Cheddar man November 14, 2020

by sketchywetchy December 16, 2022
