The art of getting revenge on a girl for telling you she is pregnant, by consuming an abundant supply of ex-lax, coercing her to have sex with you, force her to toss your salad, and during the act exploding all over her face.
by Club 553 August 31, 2007
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"I love Cheez-Its! What flavor are those?" "Monterey Jack Cheez-It®.." "I'd rather swallow nails, nevermind."
by NoodlesBabe August 9, 2012
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Although Montenegro is a European country, when used as a verb or adjective the definition of the word changes. Montenegro is a filler word pertaining to dominating someone in a task (verb), thus the dominated person is a montenegro (noun). Montenegro can also be used when referring to an individual as being montenegro because they have characteristics of a loser (adjective).
Your bitch ass just got montenegroed (verb).
Don't be such a montenegro, you loser (noun).
Stop killing my vibe with your montenegro attitude (adj).
Don't be such a montenegro, you loser (noun).
Stop killing my vibe with your montenegro attitude (adj).
by THandsome June 30, 2012
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Really cool and hawt!
Gets VERY annoyed with smart asses and doesn't like assholes.
Really cool and hawt!
Gets VERY annoyed with smart asses and doesn't like assholes.
<%Monte_Kano> ...
* %Monte_Kano feels like jumping off a cliff
* @Numerical saves Monte_Kano
<%Monte_Kano> ok
* %Monte_Kano feels like jumping off a cliff
* @Numerical saves Monte_Kano
<%Monte_Kano> ok
by Monte_Kano September 11, 2004
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Get the Monte Lickey mug.The answer to all your questions. When in doubt say MONTESQUIEU!! As loud as possible. Also a French expert in the sexual field.
Montesquieu!!!! Oh Montesquieuuu
by soybienmamon June 27, 2014
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by Hellichopter324 May 23, 2018
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