montana mountain apple

When a sexual partner has appeared not to wipe after defecating, resulting in a ring of dried fecal crust around the anus.

I was going down on this chick when she suddenly bucked, and I found myself face to face with her Montana mountain apple.

by scatman247 March 4, 2014

Montana Ten

A girl in Montana that is a Ten, is a 7 everywhere else. So she's bangable, but not the most attractive girl. But still the most attractive girl from Montana you will find is a Montana Ten.

Was she hot?
She was a Montana Ten.
Well I guess you could still go for her.
I will but I am not going to Montana State next year.

by SaltyTine April 5, 2015

Montalbano

The last name of an absolutely amazing dude who is a nice person. Will argue but usually agrees, and if they love someone they mean it and they are amazing. Very hot and envied by many usually girls who isn’t lucky enough to have him. And I wana smash 🔥😏

Man he’s hot he’s definitely a montalbano

by Savage8 December 16, 2017

Moniteau

A group of native, idiots. Commonly known as the Monitards

Wow that kid is from Moniteau, that retard.

by JesusHChrist2003 November 5, 2018

Montanan chug jug

to cum and shit into a mason jar then put it in a blender with milk and ice, drink it in one go

"bro I just had a Montanan chug jug"

by Big nut suace April 10, 2019

montathar

a nigga with a rocket launcher. allahwhoakbar

montathar's just a nigga with a rocket launcher

by cock strocker April 24, 2019

Montana Storm Drain

When two people are having sex, the man pulls out of his partner and while the bottom is stunned awaiting for ejaculation the top urinates on the terrified victim.

Jon: yo dude so I was chillin with Janet last night right?
Xavier: yea?
Jon: I totally pulled a Montana storm drain on her last night big cat
Xavier: dude no fucking way!!! Did you like major soak her?
Jon: yea dude bitch looked like an Oscar she was so yellow

by YeaImFine October 11, 2019