Spitten mitten

The spitten mitten is the ingenious idea of making a life like blow up doll of your best friend and making millions off of your friends perfect image

Did you see the hottest new blow up doll? Oh, you mean the spitten mitten!!!

by Quickthetank November 18, 2014

hows your mittens

a saying used to piss of your opponent whilst playing COD4

person 1 "hows your mittens"
person 2 "shut the f up"

by sheeno7 July 6, 2008

Mittens

Old time hockey slang for hockey gloves. Used to describe old hockey equiptment, or sound old-time describing new equiptment.

Hey Martin, let's grab our lumber so we know how it feels in our new pair of mittens.

by oldtimepuck April 29, 2005

Matted out

When you leave everyone at the party to go passout in your with your clothes still on and not realy saying anything. Aways after a night of drinking.

Looks like he matted out

by Deafy May 24, 2006

minted

cool or nice looking

"that top is minted"
"that guy is minted"

by Stephanie September 14, 2003

Soggy Mittens

When you shove both hands up a females vagina/Anal/Pisshole to keep them warm, usually sleeptime but can be during intercourse in winter or cold conditions.

Hey babe, can I warm my Soggy Mittens up in your hole?

by NoblessJohnny October 20, 2010

Mittenhead

Cult followers of Mitt Romney who will follow him off a cliff if he jumps.

The Mittenheads were there to greet the candidate.

by KensleyS February 12, 2012