minge nose

The unnerving and slightly distressing smell that follows you round after a night working down at the stench trench - remains until the sufferer can be arsed to have a wash.

Jeez mate, I ate this bird out last nite and I'm suffering a horrendous case of minge nose

by "T.C" May 2, 2006

monkey minge

an incredibly hairy and unkempt lady garden, resembling that of any primate found in the wild or captivity. usually accompanied by piss flaps like the side of a baboons face

hey, you see her hairy arms?

yeah, she totally got a monkey minge, its apparent

by biggertom October 9, 2009

Minge Mullet

A perfectly styled minge which sports a short crack and sides.

Burtha really has the most beautiful minge mullet

by d3@N November 7, 2010

covered in minge

You are said to be "covered in minge" when sat between two girls or women.

-Andrew Cross

He's sat between Sandra and Sue...

Yeah just look at him, he's covered in minge.

by poulter7 July 29, 2006

ming chow

Commonly used in the following way:
"What the ming chow is that?"

'ming chow' is the perfect substitute for 'fuck', as in the phrase: "What the fuck?" - if you wish to ever so politely inquire about something that has you absolutely baffled.

"What the ming chow have you done to my computer?" or "What the ming chow kind of beverage is that?"

by bibischka February 15, 2018

Trench Minge

When a vagina has been abused by STI's, mostly the clap, an extreme reaction to chlamidia resembling a rotting trench

No way i'm not sleeping with her, she has Trench Minge, it'd be like screwing sea weed.

She's been playing clap tennis so much she's developing a trench minge

by Lord of all Trench Minge July 12, 2011

minge punch

punching someone in their lady garden to cause pain, usually done with lunging action

the minge punch will get you, keep your eyes peeled and minge covered. dont forget to bring the minge

by Paddy101 June 11, 2006