The unnerving and slightly distressing smell that follows you round after a night working down at the stench trench - remains until the sufferer can be arsed to have a wash.
by "T.C" May 2, 2006
Get the minge nosemug. by d3@N November 7, 2010
Get the Minge Mulletmug. by poulter7 July 29, 2006
Get the covered in mingemug. an incredibly hairy and unkempt lady garden, resembling that of any primate found in the wild or captivity. usually accompanied by piss flaps like the side of a baboons face
by biggertom October 9, 2009
Get the monkey mingemug. Commonly used in the following way:
"What the ming chow is that?"
'ming chow' is the perfect substitute for 'fuck', as in the phrase: "What the fuck?" - if you wish to ever so politely inquire about something that has you absolutely baffled.
"What the ming chow is that?"
'ming chow' is the perfect substitute for 'fuck', as in the phrase: "What the fuck?" - if you wish to ever so politely inquire about something that has you absolutely baffled.
"What the ming chow have you done to my computer?" or "What the ming chow kind of beverage is that?"
by bibischka February 15, 2018
Get the ming chowmug. When a vagina has been abused by STI's, mostly the clap, an extreme reaction to chlamidia resembling a rotting trench
No way i'm not sleeping with her, she has Trench Minge, it'd be like screwing sea weed.
She's been playing clap tennis so much she's developing a trench minge
She's been playing clap tennis so much she's developing a trench minge
by Lord of all Trench Minge July 12, 2011
Get the Trench Mingemug. When a female has been clubbing for many an hour usually somewhere where the toilets look like something from a farmyard and nobody has replenished the toilet roll since 1972. This is how she would describe her little flower when she returns home (usually a good 48 hrs after she went out).
by Shooey February 19, 2009
Get the Rave Mingemug.