After your dick has been freshly removed from a womana ass and still has doo doo residue on the shaft, she grabs your cock and begins to sing into the tip like a karaoke mic.
After a fun evening at the karaoke bar I took her home and she gave me an encore performance with a hot mic.
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Get the Hot Mic mug.Someone who is discourteous over the mic by broadcasting any noise on their end produced by themselves or others.
Example: broadcasting guttural noises, such as them eating, snorting, burping, etc.
Example: broadcasting guttural noises, such as them eating, snorting, burping, etc.
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Get the Mic Fiend mug.H.P Baxxter the lead singer of the German techno band Scooter is frequently referred to as the Mic Enforcer.
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Get the Mic Ultra mug.When a streamer or someone with a body microphone decides to take a leak without removing said microphone.
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Get the Moist Mic mug.This is the opposite of a mic drop. It's when some does or says something in a public forum, thinking it will be a quintessential mic drop moment, but it comes off awkward, reeking of Fremdschämen (secondhand embarrassment), and is just an epic fail. Depending on the person/forum/action, instead of applause or renown, there's backlash or ridicule.
A prime example is the Kanye West / Taylor Swift incident (or many of the things he says or does these days actually.). A recent example is Katy Perry's foray into space which she expected to be a huge triumph but has been a total fiasco.
A prime example is the Kanye West / Taylor Swift incident (or many of the things he says or does these days actually.). A recent example is Katy Perry's foray into space which she expected to be a huge triumph but has been a total fiasco.
The best man thought he was being clever but that 'Man. Bear. Pig.' joke in front of the groom's new wife and in-laws was a total mic flop.
The way the boxer bragged about his skills no one would have expected a TKO in the first 30 seconds. Talk about a mic flop moment.
Jenelope: Big Red lied and schemed to sabotage Isis, but she still didn't win!
Lafred: Did you see her face when they called our name?
Lava: Record scratch!
All: Mic flop!!!!
The way the boxer bragged about his skills no one would have expected a TKO in the first 30 seconds. Talk about a mic flop moment.
Jenelope: Big Red lied and schemed to sabotage Isis, but she still didn't win!
Lafred: Did you see her face when they called our name?
Lava: Record scratch!
All: Mic flop!!!!
by Tori⁷ from HR April 30, 2025
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