Karzy Merchant

A big mouthed man who likes to give it big spud's but when faced with trouble there ass fall's out

Hey Mark Greenwood we get you a job on the gas working away and your ass fall's out you karzy merchant

by Knees up man March 28, 2025

Amaanah Merchant

Amaanah Merchant is the best friend a girl could EVER have! She is awesome! She is sometimes shy but has a really bubbly and fun personality. She will be your friend through thick and thin, no matter what you two go through. She is beautiful, funny, caring, adorable, and AWESOME! She will be the one person with who you can still be weird within the changing world. She won't care about who you are on the outside, the inside is all that matters to her. She is the best friend ANYONE could ever have.

"Can I got to Amaanah Merchants house today?"
"But you were just there yesterday!"

by emma+macey4evr March 7, 2021

certificate merchant

A person who has no real skills in what they claim, but holds a certificate as "proof" of their expertise.

The programmer we hired is a total certificate merchant: he has an AWS Associates certificate but he has never touched AWS in his life. He's currently studying for Google one too.

by burgundyyyy October 15, 2022

Tapin Merchant

A footballer which exclusively and heavily scores goals within the box of the keeper.

Did you see haaland score a 5 Tapins in the last game?
He is a Tapin merchant!

by Ruxy September 26, 2023

Power mad misery merchant

Someone who's happy when you're miserable and who survives by peddling you news or junk that makes you even more miserable and depressed

look no further that a predatory capitalist to be a power mad misery merchant

by Sexydimma October 4, 2024

Line Merchant

A driver who uses racing line assist on the Formula 1 2022 Video Game

‘Hey did you see his lap? He is such a line merchant’

by Bwoah_F1 July 7, 2022

Skull Merchant Treatment

The sacred and catastrophic art of obliterating something so thoroughly—so viciously—that not even the memory of its former shape survives.

"Skull Merchant Treatment" originates from a Dead by Daylight killer - The Skull Merchant - who received nerfs so severe that her power was widely considered mechanically unplayable and useless, broken in function and stripped of its original identity.

"Don't bother playing Mercy anymore, she got the full Skull Merchant Treatment."

by June905 June 2, 2025