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menlo school

Menlo school is a school in Atherton California, where money, looks, and style are what determine whether you get in or not. The tuition is about 30,000 dollars, but it's worth it because the students are way hot, they all look like models, especially brig...hmmm. The families that have children at menlo school are multi-millionaires, which means they buy their kids anything. In case you didn't know we are in fact all snobs, most of us aren't willing to admit it, but deep down inside we know it's true. It is required, in the menlo school hand book page 8, that every student own at least 7 pairs of expensive jeans whether it be seven jeans or true religion jeans and 7 pairs of lacoste polos, this is so that no one feels out of place. Every girl and boy at menlo must also have at least one pair of uggs, but everyone has more than that. Everything at menlo is fake the people, as well as the grass. The bottom line is that we, menlo students, are way richer than you.
You go to menlo school? Damn you must be hella fuckin rich.
by Menlo Girl January 9, 2009
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mantool

A slang term for male genitalia.
"Suck my mantool!"
by Frank December 20, 2002
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thomas mendoza

a huge mangina! he like to live in cow dung and sometimes eat penisis for fun. its favorite sanck is titi milk, or he just goes to the farm and sucks on cows nipples. He likes to go up peoples asses especially dwaynes. Youll find him there once in a while or in clits, he like to drink cum and sucks his own mangina, and he said it would be cool if you could fuck yourself
by sdfsadfgb March 3, 2009
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mantosterone

noun - something that is strongly male-oriented or aggrandizing the male point of view either by way of violence, sex, dude humor, or sheer awesome. Growing use in Los Angeles and surrounding areas.
Judd Apatow's films are brewing with the sort of mantosterone that makes even the nerdy guys in his audience feel cool.

No amount of mantosterone could make the Heiniken Light feel right, so he just went with a Miller.
by Grace Ledding June 12, 2008
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mendorphins

1. hormones that exist in the brain of a human male that are released when something happens that only (heterosexual) males enjoy, often resulting in primal roaring and fist pumping
i.e. witnessing (or delivering) a huge tackle during a game of (American) football, or beating someone in a video game

2. hormones that must be stimulated to unlock menergy
Dude 1: RARRR! Who's your f*ckin' daddy?

Dude 2: Your mendorphins are out of control man, it's only Gears(of War)
by Cutris Franks October 17, 2008
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Menlo Park Muff Pie

Biggest fucking pussy pussy you ever did fucking see. Like It’s stank hits like 18 wheels of steel matted down I5 like nobodies business into the donut shop if there was one... you see now that’s a Menlo Park Muff Pie

About the size of a city you forget exists
Austin: “You want a Menlo Park Muff Pie?”
Lucas: “What?”
Austin: ...
Lucas: “ You fucking drugga
by Bigger Fish 2 Fry December 8, 2020
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Jeff Mantoe

n. An oversized athlectic cup worn with the intention of exaggerating the size of one's package.

n. The male corollary to the camel toe.
Although everyone knew that Tommy packed only an Irish inch, the Jeff Mantoe that he wore under his baseball uni made him feel better about his genital pedigree.

Man, he has no shame; his mantoe was so blatantly obvious under his biker shorts.
by Justice April 22, 2005
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