mendorphins 

1. hormones that exist in the brain of a human male that are released when something happens that only (heterosexual) males enjoy, often resulting in primal roaring and fist pumping
i.e. witnessing (or delivering) a huge tackle during a game of (American) football, or beating someone in a video game

2. hormones that must be stimulated to unlock menergy

Dude 1: RARRR! Who's your f*ckin' daddy?

Dude 2: Your mendorphins are out of control man, it's only Gears(of War)

mendorphins by Cutris Franks October 17, 2008

endorphins 

The body's natural opioids to make a person feel happy! Also to reduce pain. The only place these are found naturally is in the bloodstreams of people who are in love, in diet sodapop, & in chocolate!

I'm So Grateful for endorphins! & I love diet sodapop & chocolate & being in love!

endorphins by Starchylde June 7, 2016

Endorphins 

Your body's natural pain reliever, released when stress or pain levels are high, or after an orgasm.
Equivalent to a narcotic pain reliever once released.

I went for a run and got the Runner's High (endorphins), it felt great.

Endorphins by Rocker007 January 30, 2009

endorphins 

1. the name for a set of hormones that affect receptors in the brain, often reducing the sensation of pain or stress

2. a predecessor to the dolphin, last seen in the mid to late cretaceous, jurassic, and meso-esoteric periods.

1." whoa my endorphins are kicking in, making me happy"
2. "is that a dolphin? no, it's an endorphin."

endorphins by angelo michaels July 24, 2006

Endorphins 

The urge to genocide all orphans

Man I really wanna endorphins, I suck at this game!

Endorphins by UAEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUAHHUAHAU June 9, 2023

raise your endorphins 

go f* yourself

You need to raise your endorphins

raise your endorphins by anonymous April 2, 2021