meerkat meeting

When a spontaneous meeting starts in a Cubicle Office. Usually, social based and not in the least bit business related. A Meerkat Meeting often spreads to other cubicles via eavesdropping.

Cubicle Employee #1 (stands from his chair): Hey did you see the baseball game last night?

Cubicle Employee #2 (stands from his chair): I did! 9th Inning rally was epic.

Cubicle Employee #3 (stands from his chair): That hottie behind home plate... wow.

Cubicle Manager #1 (Walking past): Stop wasting time with your Meerkat Meeting!

AAAAAAAND so on...

by moolmas June 13, 2010

Secret Meating

A gathering where people come together to discreetly eat beef jerky.

Sarah hosts secret meatings in the supply closet at her work.

by Margor the Great June 13, 2015

Wallumi-Mahti

Wal-Mart is the Illuminati.

Myself & 90% of the human race I have ever encountered in life claim to hate Wal-Mart.
But yet we all do 85% of our shopping there.
Example:if you hate onions are you going to eat onions all the fucking time?NO!
It can only be Wallumi-Mahti mind control.

by Dawgin69 September 23, 2015

family meeting

When fellow family members are into it involving other family memebers An everyone is just tired of the bullshit so they call a family meeting for the memebers that are into it to scrap it out

Girl you going to the family meeting , yeah girls tay tay & nay nay gone fight .

by Nunu Love August 2, 2017

server meeting

A meeting for servers with the management but the servers arnt allowed to ask one question or voice their concerns without getting shot down. The servers werent even allowed to say one word.

Server 1: A server meeting where servers can't talk?
Server 2: Thats some bullshit Jessie!

by Server Meeting August 26, 2017

staff meating

To have sexual relations at work

Question - ‘Where were you all that time?’
Answer - ‘me? Oh sorry i was at a staff meating’

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

Safety meeting

The time spent smoking weed when you are expected elsewhere. Most common at the workplace, behind a building our in a car. Starts with a few people and quickly gains a crowd. Moist recognized by the huddle with smoke

Boss man,"hey! What are you all doing offer there?"
Employees,"Safety meeting, be bag in a min."

by chonie pockets July 19, 2019