mayonnaise spoon

noun; the act of cuddling after sexual intercourse without washing the genitals and/or bed linens.

"The difference between having sex and making love is the mayonnaise spoon."

"The hooker I paid for last night charged me extra for the mayonnaise spoon."

"Mayonnaise spoons show your partner how much you care for them."

by gastroenterologist October 25, 2015

mayonnaise banana

When a guy's cum runs down the side of his dick and he tells the gorilla of his dreams to eat it like a banana.

Hey, Magilla, come eat this mayonnaise banana.

by someonewhosnotfunkevin July 14, 2017

Mayonnaise bong

To hit the mayonnaise bong, is to suck a cock until it cums.

Hit that mayonnaise bong.

by Killerzeek October 14, 2017

Mayonaisology

The study of mayonaise and mayonaise factors.

Is mayonaise an instument? Lets use Mayonaisology to answer that!

by 7H30NE May 29, 2018

Mayonnaise

A fuck load of Jizz

I Mayonnaised so much last night

by Shreck69 May 14, 2018

Mayonnaise Teddy Bear

When you nut on a girls chest and you bear hug covering both you and her

Yo I heard you gave Megan a mayonnaise teddy bear?
Hell yeah dude, it was gross but kinda hot.

by BabyWhiteSeal July 29, 2019

Mayonnaise

An instrument used only by the highest of life forms.

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

by ilikekillingchildren November 13, 2019