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chicken mask

Before or while engaging in sex, the male rips open a pillow, keeping it nearby. When the male ejaculates on his partners face, he covers the partners sticky face with the feathers from the pillow (much like tar and feathering). Flapping arms folded at the sides and making "bock bock" chicken noises is completely optional but highly recommended.
Jeremy got drunk at the party last night and ended up giving Pat a chicken mask.
by Zachzilla September 26, 2005
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Iraqi Gas Mask

The Iraqi Gas Mask is a slight variation of the Arabian Eye Goggles. When applying the Iraqi Gas Mask, the initiator places his sack on the recipient's eyes, and then places the ass crack/ taint on the recipient's nose. The anus is then firmly placed on the recipient's mouth, forming a nice, airtight seal. Once the seal is formed, a heft blast of ass gas should be released into the mouth of the gas mask wearer. The Iraqi Gas Mask is a complex maneuver which is not for the faint of heart and requires stealth, skill, and daring.
I was gettin' my freak on with this fine piece of trailer trash last night and gave her the trusty Arabian Eye Goggles when she licked my sack. When she least expected it, I put the Iraqi Gas Mask on her! Much to my surprise, the little freak loved it when I let out a burrito supreme fart right into her mouth!
by Tank178 January 9, 2010
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Maksim

The sexiest baddest russian spy most likely directly related to Putin, with amazing permed hair, a tall and athletic build who plays football
‘hey is that chuck norris?’ ‘no it’s maksim hes ran through the entire cheer squad’ ‘sick’
by MakeAnimates April 23, 2021
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skid marks

used to describe the brown marks in unwashed tightey whiteys belonging to someone who just couldnt hold it. or, alternatively, they had an all day wedgie.
Dude! Check out those skid marks! Dad must've had Mexican for lunch today.
by zappafreak May 23, 2004
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marks out of two

To rate a girl with your mates who is in earshot but without her knowing. Taken from the statement "I'd give her one!" or two meaning "I wouldn't touch her with yours!"
Dan: "Marks out of two?"
Rob: "I think one"
Dan: "Yep"
Sally: "What are you taking about?"
Rob: "Binary scoring systems for...."
Dan: "Want to go for a drink later Sally?"
by Unsub2007 January 3, 2008
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Howard Marks

Legendary marijuana & hashish smuggler from Kenfig Hill in Wales. Spent close to 7 years in American prisons before his release in 1996.

He claims that he shared a joint with former president of the USA Bill Clinton while they were at University together. Other claims of his include that Bob Marley is half Welsh, and that the Welsh discovered the America.

He has released three books;
Mr. Nice
The Howard Marks Book Of Dope Stories
and Senor Nice
"MR. NICE: He was Britain's most wanted man, He has just spent seven years in America's toughest penitentiary... You'll like him." (Tagline from Mr. Nice, Howard Marks' Autobiography.
by Rhys Griffiths October 29, 2006
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Minor Marks

The large black X's used to mark the back of a minor's hands upon entering a club or bar to let the bartenders know they are underage. Sometimes accompanied by Minor Shackles.
Girl #1: I gotta get to a bathroom and scrub off these Minor Marks.

Girl #2: It's no use. They use permanent marker. Looks like you're staying sober tonight.
by Totally_AL January 17, 2010
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