Maszed

The art of being royally fucked over; especially when involving bringing dinner to hungry Soldiers; usually accompanied by the phrase "Fuck, I forgot" or just the "silent" treatment b/c they know they fucked up.

"Hey sir, did you bring me my food?"
"ummm....Fuck, I forgot"
"Damn sir, you maszed me again:

by thediggler September 15, 2006

Meat masher

A meat masher is a particularly hard erection when a man wants to mate with another person

I've got a real meat masher on

by qawsed123 April 14, 2011

Banana Masher

1. A phrase used to determine the weight and value of a persons intellect through the scope of their ability to mash a given amount of bananas within a given time.

2. Commonly used in the event of a person doing something which is obscene and repulsive.

3. Conor.

"Why are you such a banana masher?!"

by Capt. Jezebel Starion September 26, 2005

Masked by Math

When someone’s worth as a person in society is often defined by their grade in school math, which means that the odds of their securing a promising career or future look bleak if they were not born with the “mathematical gene” or didn’t have a silver-spoon upbringing.

Guesstimate how many millions of otherwise intelligent people worldwide have their dreams dashed every year, because the course they plan to study in college requires them to have a passing grade in math or statistics or calculus—in other words, what percentage of the world’s population has been unfairly or unjustifiably been masked by math?

by MathPlus July 27, 2021

Masher

A man who rubs his genitals against female commuters on packed trains and/or buses.

Ew. I was sat next to a masher on my way to work today.

by NoOneReally December 4, 2013

The Masked Singer

A show where a bunch of crappy pop singers embrace their inner fursona, spending their time performing erotic furry dances for their audience on FOX, the homeland for furry news and entertainment.

I told Billy that I watched the masked singer; he responded by calling me a furry loving fureeaboo.

by A better person than a person January 13, 2019

masher

A softball or baseball player, who is known for hitting homeruns, or hard line drives.

Man that guy is a real masher.

by thatboybrandyn January 21, 2008