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Bupe Marshmallow

Beautiful. Selfless. Marshmallowey. She's more precious than all the diamonds in the world. She's an absolute gift to the universe. Needs to be treasured because of such. Patient and kind. Did i mention beautiful? She cares when she doesn't have to. She puts the colour inside of my world. Brave. Funny for days. She's incredible though she doesn't always see it. Impossible not to love.
Person 1: Hi

Person 2: You're beautiful and deserve only good things in life. Here's some of my sparkle. I like you so i'll share.

Person 1: You're so nice. You must be a Bupe Marshmallow.
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Hard Marshmallow 

A person who tries to be tough like their gangster brethren, but fails because they are just too white.Typically referring to white males between the ages of 14 and 17 who walk around with a limp because their pants are so low.
Friend: "Oh look at that white kid walkin' with his sagging pants, trying to be a G.

Me: "I know, he's such a hard marshmallow."
Hard Marshmallow by Khazzy June 29, 2013

Patrick Marsalek 

The perfect guy. Massive dick. Great with the ladies. Best athlete in the world
Brett: Damn my girl was snathced
Bob: By who?!
Brett: Patrick Marsalek
Bob: Damn dawg you better back off
Patrick Marsalek by PGPFPGPGPGPG January 14, 2019

marshmallow gobbler 

A floozy that gobbles a white mans balls until he ejaculates and spreads his marshmallow goo.
Get on your knees you little marshmallow gobbler and give me s'more.

marthaluffagus 

A marthaluffagus is one who slaves over the stove and cleans the bathroom floors with its giant trunk. Marthaluffaguses are a very rare species of a snuffaluffagreg or a gregaluffagus. You can find Marthaluffaguses in various locations around tripple5 either sleeping on the couch ooor sleeping in its own bed. You can easily spot a marthaluffagus by its distinct breathing habits. The sound is similar to that of a large locomotive or oversized steamboat.
Marthaluffagus whens dinner??

toasted marshmallow 

A sexual act in which a man (or men) has sex with a woman while she poops on his dick.
"Dude, Sophie gave me a toasted marshmallow last night"

It can also be used in the past tense verb form, like "Dude, Sophie toasted my marshmallow last night".

marshall islands

tiny country in the pacific made up of hundreds of islands. a british sailor named marshall founded the place for westerners, but the germans gained the islands in the 1800s. japan basically used it as 1 giant military base during wwii, and it became a us mandate after the war. it gained independence only 25 years ago, after the us grew tired of using it as 1 big nuke testing ground.
they grow coconuts on the marshall islands
marshall islands by Ben E. Hama February 6, 2007