When a man ejaculates into a shot glass and freezes it, then places it it his partners hot chocolate.
by Capt. KW June 17, 2025
Get the Missouri marshmallow mug.A fluffy, soft, and sweet confection made from sugar, water, and gelatin. Often used in desserts, roasted over campfires, or enjoyed as a snack. Marshmallows are known for their light texture and ability to melt when heated, adding a fun twist to treats like s'mores.
I love adding marshmallows to my hot chocolate; they melt beautifully and make it extra sweet and creamy.
by Emotional Cruiser November 24, 2025
Get the marshmallow mug.A psychological experiment that measures a child’s ability to delay gratification. In the original test, children are given a choice: eat one marshmallow immediately or wait a short time to receive two. The results are thought to predict future self-control, success, and decision-making abilities.
The original Marshmallow Test showed how well kids could resist temptation, which some believe is an indicator of their future success.
by Emotional Cruiser November 24, 2025
Get the Marshmallow test mug.by Petestraw December 10, 2025
Get the Marshmallow mug.When you gather all the ingredients to make marshmallow fluff together, and right before you whip it all together, violently nutting into it.
"While Barbara was making marshmallow fluff, I waited until she wasn't looking. Than I ran over and whipped up a Malaysian Marshmallow Fluff"
by JamesNewton February 7, 2025
Get the Malaysian Marshmallow Fluff mug.It's what you can bake for the most beautiful girl on Valentine's Day—even if she's not YOUR girl. Just make extra for her fam so it's not suspicious... her fave latte is Toasted Marshmallow so she should get the message 😉
Happy V-Day! What time do you leave to go see your bf? I need to hit you with a Toasted Marshmallow Scone before you go.
by JBSWMO February 15, 2025
Get the Toasted Marshmallow Scone mug.Marshmallow is someone who is above anything, incredibly kind and brave. Someone who has a heart of gold and deserves to be told that every second of every day. Someone who feels like warm hug in the cold winter or a refreshing rain shower in the summer heat after which a beautiful rainbow appears. Someone who will always make you feel loved and never fails to bring a smile to your face. Someone who inspires others. Someone who is so, so deserving of love and happiness of all things good in this world.
by hotchocolate6 November 24, 2021
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