magic voice mail

A voicemail message that appears without receiving any missed calls.

If you get too many magic voice mails, you might think about changing your provider.

by richomundo October 27, 2008

Marilee

The best girl you can ask for, she is sweet, very funny and over all a sweet person. Not very sexual but you don't really care because she makes you smile when you look at her. She seems so innocent on the outside, but when you get to know a Marilee they are fierce and take charge. Be careful around a Marilee, they will break you if you aren't loyal.

My friend got in trouble with his girlfriend really badly, he cheated on her and she is a real Marilee

by RickyRekt February 27, 2017

Royal Mail

The purpose of Royal Mail is to piss as many people off as possible. God got a bit bored one day and decided to see if he could make the shittest delivery service in the history of ever and succeeded. I bet I could travel the world faster than Royal Mail can give someone a box. Royal Mail are scamming cunts who will stop at nothing to be total arseholes, and their everyday increasing powers are threatening to the entire of mankind and their cockiness is to be feared.

example to how one might feel after realising their parcel is coming from Royal Mail:
Arse
Bloody
Bugger
Cow
Crap
Damn
Ginger
Git
God
Goddam
Jesus Christ
Minger
Sod-off Arsehole
Balls
Bint
Bitch
Bollocks
Bullshit
Feck
Munter
Pissed
Shit
Son of a bitch
Tits Bastard
Beaver
Beef curtains
Bellend
Bloodclaat
Clunge
Cock
Dick
Dickhead
Fanny
Flaps
Gash
Knob
Minge
Prick
Punani
Pussy
Snatch
Twat

Cunt
Fuck
Motherfucking cuntsuckers are delivering

by Royal Mail fan January 23, 2020

Marilyn Manson

The most misunderstood person in the world next to jesus.

Conservative christian: Marilyn Manson is the cause of 9/11, Columbine, the Vietnam war, the Bolshevik revolution, and the Holocaust.
Logical Person: No, people like you are.
Conservative christian: You're going to hell when you die.

by reddevilspal March 31, 2008

Whale Mail

A route of mail delivery, via whale. Usually a small package attached to a sea animal and originating from the Hong Kong area. Almost always slower than snail mail, taking more than a month for delivery to the US. Insurance plan may include a killer whale for a service fee.

Im still waiting on my iPhone case to be delivered, they used whale mail.

by colivas777 December 5, 2010

Marilyn Monroe

Was an extremely well known model back in the day.
Known for her hair and beauty mark, had millions of men attracted to her. Showed women that you don't need a thigh gap to be attractive.
Was inspiring, had a great smile and curves.

My mum bought me a poster of Marilyn Monroe!

Damn you lucky!

by 1inABillion April 5, 2015

Satan's Mailbox

Writing a self-addressed stamped erotic letter, then placing it in a woman's vagina and lighting it on fire. Afterwards you put the fire out with your jizz.

Yo I gave that ho a Satan's mailbox. Pussy's still burnt foo

by Standid January 10, 2008