putting the lid on the mayonnaise

Putting a condom on *after* you cum.

“Honey, I’ll be right there — I’m putting the lid on the mayonnaise!”

by no original thoughts April 29, 2022

mansonite

In its simplest form, a Mansonite would be someone who listens to Marilyn Manson's music, and also agrees with his ways of thinking. Most likely a frequent poster on the Heirophant. Now a Mansonite could be some real goth who doesnt like to listen to any other stuff but NIN and MM, or it could be some poser type thinking that being a mansonite automatically makes you goth. I am a true Masonite and since when do i cut myself because thats what the goth kids do? i actaully do own clothes that are not just black (or red, if you count that) and i am quite okay with my life (a.t.m.) and i love marilyn manson not only as a band, but as a person as well, and so that is what makes me "real"

person 1: omg i like totally wuv mawiwyn manson. hes my wittle wuv bunny! im so gothy emo that i cut myself cuz his music tells me to! i am such a mansonite!!!
me: you idiot your a stupid emo kid who dresses in black and only listens to marilyn manson because he doesnt want to be called emo.im a true mansonite and so you shutup
person 2: oh...um yeah. i like. marilyn manson.
me: im sure...

by ky to the la December 28, 2005

Marilyn Manson

An under-rated genius who is misunderstood because of his album "Antichrist Superstar", in which every right-wing catholic ass who has a stick up their butt protested. I don't EVER think he has said that there is no god. He was a catholic growing up, until one of his teachers told him to "Go home for being blasphemis", in which he said "Fuck you and YOUR version God." He's stated in "Disposable Teens" that he "Never really hated the ONE TRUE GOD, but THE GOD OF THE PEOPLE I HATED" Get your fucking ignorant heads out of your asses, and THINK FOR YOURSELF!

Yes, he did drugs. He drinks Absinthe like there's going to no more!
No, he never took his ribs out to give himself oral, he said in his book if he did, there wouldn't be a Marilyn Manson because he'd be to busy sucking himself!
I don't know what exactly his sexuality is, but he was married to a beautiful burlesque dancer, and now is dating Evan Rachel Wood. He doesn't have a problem with gay people because he might be bisexual.

"We live in a society of victimization, where people are more comfortable being victimized than standing up for them selfs"
-Marilyn Manson

by M:G January 6, 2008

manpon

Used in Correctional Facilities-Wad of toilet paper inserted into ones ass to keep from leaking if one has had his O-ring blown out too many times.

that dude has been punked so many times he needs a manpon.

by pseudostan June 11, 2011

manpon

Placing toilet paper or any other absorbing material in the ass crack to soak up sweat during the day.

Man, my ass sweats at work and I have that "not so fresh feeling". This hairnet is a great manpon!

by Hated December 7, 2007

Mayonaise Legs

Describes a slut's legs--they're easy to spread.

I really like Mary--she has mayonaise legs!

by Booger July 15, 2004

the manson

the procedure where you get ribs removed so that you can suck you're own dick, made famous by Marilyn Manson.

Charlie is so gay, he told me he wants to get the Manson.

by Colin G. November 26, 2007