Manchester City

Also known as "bottlejobs". A football club that was created in 2011 by rich Arabs. Since then, the club won 5 premier leagues but not a single european trophy 😹. Their fans are mostly invisible.

Here's an argument the majority of Man City's "fans" use:
Liverpool fan: Hahaha you lost the champions League final
Manchester City fan: Where are your premier leagues?

by NotACityFan October 4, 2022

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Large Corporeal Manifestation

The politically correct way of saying Fat

The woman at the McDonalds had a Large Corporeal Manifestation

by Kizzycocoa September 18, 2019

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City in the North-West of England, not the middle areas...that's the Home Counties and Midlands.
Manchester: Wet, busy. The entire place is known as Greater Manchester. Smaller cities are located in G.M. such as Oldham, Salford, Sale etc.
More boring than London but the drivers are better and safer, i.e. they stop.
Got some really cool concert venues (M.E.N. Arena, Manchester Apollo, Manchester Academy.)
People from Manchester are called Mancunians.
Possibly the biggest town in the North.
Often known as the New Jersey of England (by me).

Manchester is a really big city where foreigners often get lost. Public transport is both unreliable and crap.

by WatchingAmerica December 7, 2006

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Manchester Muzzle

A tried and tested method of getting somebody from Manchester to shut up for 5 minutes. A muzzle is the name given to a fart filled pint glass placed over the mouth of a Manc and inhaled. Rowey mastered the muzzle in Nottingham taking in a full lung full of Ammo's finest muzzle gas.

Ammo: Rowey.....get your mouth round this manchester muzzle you manc twat!
Manc: Alrate pal gis a toot on that bad boy!

by mart_b November 6, 2006

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