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Maggie Allen

Also known as batmaggie, Maggie Allen is the girl that doesn't enjoy being called Moo Moo or Marge or Peggy. Saying anything listed above results in an instant retaliation. She likes to demoralize and physically injure those she sits with on bus rides, and will always find a way to sleep through your Saturday afternoons. Upon meeting a Maggie Allen, one may find she says something ridiculous that is oddly strange and sexually stimulating at the same time. Overall, a Maggie Allen might come off harsh, but eventually she'll let you sleep on her unbelievably comfortable knee cap.
First thing Maggie Allen said to me was that she could fit her fist in her mouth.

I can't believe Maggie Allen just hit me for making a cow noise.

Maggie Allen keeps saying she has an obese butt.
by stuffthannnngs October 22, 2014
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cache maggot

A person, or persons that repeatedly trash a Geo Cache after it has been replaced.
My Timberline Geo Cache was Muggled, so I replaced it with a new ammo can & swag. Yesterday it was destroyed again. I must have a Cache Maggot attacking it!!!
by Geo George April 29, 2009
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gut maggot

a parasite or parasitic person - like an agent or lawyer - one who feeds off a host.
"You're a gut maggot with no guts" - Gary Busey in Entourage speaking to agent Ari Gold.
by dbez December 9, 2008
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Mangit

A Male Midget/Dwarf or Small Person
Sophie: Check Out That Hot Lady Midget

Zac: That's A Mangit You Idiot See The Dwarf Penis

Sophie: O Yeaah
by Mangit February 12, 2008
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Maggie Mish

Scottish Slang for ''Pish''
by Dylan R748 December 9, 2009
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Maggie Moveout

When a roommate moves out, and then completely cuts off all communication with ex-roommates, ignoring all phone calls, text messages, emails, and smoke signals sent from said roommates.

Regardless of whether the individual moves out on good or bad terms, you will never be able to get in contact with this individual ever again.
Roommate 1: Hey so we're still getting mail for Maggie, can you let her know?
Roommate 2: Uh, no, she pulled a Maggie Moveout, so we will literally never hear from her again...
Roommate 2: And dude, it's weird anyways, because you and I have moved into a new apartment, and her mail from the old apartment we shared with Maggie *followed us here.*

Girl 1: This isn't Diggens! What happened to the underbite dog?

Guy 1: IDK, I got blindsided by a Maggie-moveout, and I haven't seen Diggens since. I hope he's O.K. This is my new roommates dog, Roxy.

Girl 1: Oh, what a cute Boxer! Come inside and grab a drink.
by atleastcallmeback August 6, 2011
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Maggot

n. A term used to describe a blunt.

This is due to a blunt's resemblance to a fly larvae, known to the general population as a maggot.
Josh and I smoked a fat maggot last night after work.
by SACHAM September 24, 2014
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