macaslingdipidy

a large rod used to probe small furry animals such as lambs and furry lizards for commercial and scientific reasons.

layla! get back in your cage, dont make me get the macaslingdipidy!!!!!

by 17yearoldmother October 19, 2008

MacShock

The severe shock induced when a person realizes the Ronald MacDonald they have been sitting with, eating next to, or hugging on is NOT the ever-present plastic version but a real living and breathing person dressed up as aforesaid character. Primary symtoms include severe shock, difficulty breathing, choking on fries, involuntary soft-drink inhalation, going unconcious, heart attack, spasms and death.

After affects include paranoia, perpetual fear, MacFobia, and other mental conditions.

Joe: happily eating Big Mac on a bench outside a MacDonald's, oblivious to the world.

Ronald MacDonald: "Mmmm, that looks delicious."

Joe: Choking, spasms, runs blindly and crashes into wall, knocking self out.

Jane (observer): "Yes, he got the MacShock all right."

by delta789 January 27, 2009

Macs on attack

when irish people flood the streets in a epic bar fight

or when irish people mac on your girlfriend

"I yelled macs on attack! and all the irish people started goin' CRAZY!!!"

by theMACman April 2, 2009

MacSaladDaddy

The amateur chef who has reached the pinnacle of his career, and makes the best Macaroni Salad for the Memorial Day / Independence Day / Labor Day parties.

He is just so-so on the grill, but he is the MacSaladDaddy when it comes to macaroni salad.

by Bill the traveling salesman July 7, 2010

mackspect

Pronunciation: \ˈmak-ˌspekt\
Function: noun

Etymology: Colloquial, a combination of the words 'mack' and 'prospect'

Definition:

1. An opportunity to flirt or hit on a girl.

2. Describes a female that is a likely candidate to flirt with or hit on, and potentially have sex with.

"man, lets go clubbin' tonight, i need more mackspects"

"dude, i'm adding angela to my list of mackspects"

"that girl hot! she is definitely a mackspect"

by TheRuthless April 22, 2010

Mackszanious

God of everyone and everything, ever.

Look at that Mackszanious beast!

by Fuckerofevil November 17, 2010

MacSkillage

The one with ultimate skills, the super skilled one

John has sick skills, he is the MacSkillage.
John was beaten by some sick skills, he was done in by Damian, the MacSkillage

by Skillage09 May 11, 2011