agreeing machine

a girl (often in high/middle school) that says yes to EVERYTHING to make freinds.

1: Hannah: Do you like chocolate
Makenzie: Yes.
Hannah: Are you diabetic?
Makenzie: Yes.
Hannah: Have you had sex before?
Makenzie: Yes

2: Hannah: Makenzie is such an agreeing machine!
Olivia: Yeah! She said she's had sex, and she's 3 grades below us!

by Ezza Kezza July 11, 2011

Porno machine

A computer

"you mean I can check my email on my Porno machine?"

by Gord lang July 3, 2009

shit machine

A useless person, a "waste of space", who consumes resources but produces nothing but shit.

That guy's useless - he's a real shit machine!

by prairiefire May 17, 2010

Niccolo Machiavelli

Tupac’s name, Makaveli, originated from the politician, Niccolo Machiavelli who was born on May 3, 1469, in Florence, Italy. His life was dedicated in his passion to politics.

"yoo tupacs coming back reincarnated!" "its makaveli dumbass" "how?" "he changed it and it originated from Niccolo Machiavelli"

by tupacfan February 10, 2014

The Machine

Nickname for current Laker backup guard Sasha Vujacic given by legendary Laker commentator Stu Lantz.

"The Machine launches a 3 from the corner and...it's GOOD!!!"

by calTR0N June 23, 2008

MAC machine

An ATM machine. The company that maintains a lot of ATM machines in New York, New Jersey and Philadelphia is called MAC. Hence, the ATMs in those areas are frequently called MAC machines.

I'm broke; before we go out let me get some cash from the MAC machine.

by MAC Diva June 16, 2004

Machine Gunning

The act of repeated defecation in one toilet without flushing until said toilet is sufficiently clogged and you and your friends are out of shit.

The other day these people went machine gunning in the first floor bathroom, it’s been out of service ever since.

by houseoflies May 8, 2008