chug muppet

a sloppy drunk, overweight, hideously ugly woman who cannot stop causing ridiculous amounts of drama online thinking she will never suffer the consequences of her actions...

Hey did you see what that chug muppet Roseann put on her FB status about Brian last night?
Yeah, but she should talk...someone's got camera pics of her giving drunk head to a homeless man after the Journey concert the other night.

by Jimmy from the Ville October 17, 2010

muppet

A person controlled or told what to do (pop stars for example).

Lisa: Dad, what's a muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, and it's not quite a puppet, but MAN! Heh heh heh... So to answer your question, I don't know.

by B-Drac December 9, 2003

Muppet baby

1. Accepting the term "Muppet" to denote a persons total lack of basic common sense, this logical extension would suggest that, whilst the subject approximates to the qualities and ideals of muppethood, inclusion in the "Muppet" category would require significant mental development.
2. A retarded muppet.

B-Boy, you fucking muppet baby!!

by Mark September 6, 2004

Sneaky Night Muppet

(1) One who moves with great stealth in the shadows, and attacks without remorse.
(2) A Lurker assasin who makes little or no noise until it is too late.
(3) A cold-blooded killer that gets inside your head and kills you from within.

Before we knew what was going on, the Sneaky Night Muppet was upon us, inside our base, killing us off one by one.

by Websters June 15, 2004

Mupload

A mupload is simply a "mobile upload" that you can put on the internet, most commonly Facebook or twitter. All cell phones that have access to the internet can make a mupload. Once you snap the picture on your cell phone, you are immediately given the option to upload your pic to the internet. Instead of saying "I just put a mobile upload pic of you on facebook" it can simply be stated, "I just muploaded a pic of you one facebook."

When my roommate fell out of her bedloft, I immediately whipped out my cell phone and took and picture and sent my mupload to Facebook.

by kcmg14 May 18, 2011

muppet nambling

the act of bein a canadian mocking stoned people wit the munchies

gredly stop muppet nambling u ulgy canadian

by Afro Al November 25, 2003

muppetteer

Someone who is a grand master in the art of muppettry.
A muppett of the highest order.

This place is like working with the three muppetteers.

by Stew March 31, 2005