1) A annoying, self-cautious girl that turns her self-hatred into a tool to cut everyone else down to make her feel like a real person. This person turns into a bitch monster when she walks down a street with flip flops on and comes in contact with green radiation slime that gets flung up into their hair by their flip flops. Most likely didn’t see the green slime because they hold their chins high to hide the fact that they have a double chin.
2) Jenny.
2) Jenny.
There goes that bitch monster, lets walk the other way so she doesn't eat us alive with her bitchness.
by Atmosphere1 April 27, 2009
Get the Bitch Monstermug. by Sun Raindrop March 5, 2010
Get the jager monstermug. A creature that stalks you in the night waiting for when ur not looking and snatches your grundle. This creature is 3 ft tall, purple, hairy, makes a sound similar to "GIHEE", and can reach the speed of 47 miles per hour.
*note* a grundle monster is the exact same thing as grundle troll
*note* a grundle monster is the exact same thing as grundle troll
God Damnit, that grundle monster stole my grundle. Now i have to shit on my balls because my grundle has been stolen.
Grundle - The area between your asshole and your balls.
Grundle - The area between your asshole and your balls.
by fuckin funkytown hoes July 1, 2006
Get the grundle monstermug. Someone so self absorbed that no one else matters. Every bad event in their life must have a reason that excuses it.
If my child gets in trouble at school, it's because the teacher hates them.
If my child doesn't make the cheer team, it must be because she has short hair.
If my husband cheats on me, it must be caused by the medication he takes for a workman's comp injury.
If my son gets injured doing an activity that I know is dangerous and gets hurt, it must be the fault of the fireman who came to help him.
If I don't have enough money to pay my bills, or for Club soccer, or cheer, or back to school shopping, or college, I will get my kids to lie about their circumstances, I will fill out faulty claims to insurance, I will pretend to be unable to work, I will over inflate prices of repairs and lie to my landlord.
I am a me monster, how dare you focus on your life.
If my child doesn't make the cheer team, it must be because she has short hair.
If my husband cheats on me, it must be caused by the medication he takes for a workman's comp injury.
If my son gets injured doing an activity that I know is dangerous and gets hurt, it must be the fault of the fireman who came to help him.
If I don't have enough money to pay my bills, or for Club soccer, or cheer, or back to school shopping, or college, I will get my kids to lie about their circumstances, I will fill out faulty claims to insurance, I will pretend to be unable to work, I will over inflate prices of repairs and lie to my landlord.
I am a me monster, how dare you focus on your life.
by 2kermitthefrog August 29, 2013
Get the me monstermug. Any idea, craze or cultural phenomenon made up from otherwise long dead and/or unlikely parts but has for some reason recently sparked general interest, becomes a monster, and then when your thoroughly sick of the bastard you cant get rid of it!
Fucking hell, that bastard annoying frog doing engine noises has become a right Frankensteins Monster! Pass the pitch fork, someone!
by ..WiL May 19, 2005
Get the Frankensteins Monstermug. when your mom tries to wrap a present but instead covers it with tape in order to hide her crappy wrapping job
by Graciela Mason April 23, 2009
Get the tape monstermug. Fans of Lady Gaga. Little Monsters are loyal to Lady Gaga, buy her singles, t-shirts, posters, you name it. Another name for Little Monsters are 'Super Fans' named by Lady Gaga herself for fans who would literally do anything for her.
Little Monsters often name themselves after her on twitter or tumblr and sometimes even insert it into their facebook name.
e.g. Twitter: '@NameGaga'
e.g. Tumblr: 'www.BornThisWay.tumblr.com
e.g. Facebook:'Name 'gaga Surname
Little Monsters go crazy at concerts of Lady Gaga and have been known to feint, cry and scream in hysterics. They often create fan mail/ letters/ flags and throw them on stage for 'Mother Monster.
Meeting Lady Gaga is a life ambition for most Little Monsters.
Little Monsters often name themselves after her on twitter or tumblr and sometimes even insert it into their facebook name.
e.g. Twitter: '@NameGaga'
e.g. Tumblr: 'www.BornThisWay.tumblr.com
e.g. Facebook:'Name 'gaga Surname
Little Monsters go crazy at concerts of Lady Gaga and have been known to feint, cry and scream in hysterics. They often create fan mail/ letters/ flags and throw them on stage for 'Mother Monster.
Meeting Lady Gaga is a life ambition for most Little Monsters.
by BeccaGaga January 1, 2011
Get the Little Monstermug.