Granola Mommy

A gal pal that just embodies the spirit of a true mom. Very precise, organized, and takes great effort in eating wholesome foods. Wise beyond her years, hip n cool, spunky as heck. She does pilates and yoga, doesn't take any bs but give her some mojitos and her infectious laughter will transport you to another dimension. I guess, similar to "crunchy mommy" but granola just sounds less intimidating.

Ouu girl did you see insert name she's such a granola mommy!!!

by just_stole_ur_mans$$678 October 6, 2018

Raunchy Mommy

Your friends mom who is like mid 40s but could still get it and seems like she definitely wants it. Her husband is either divorced or always on a 'business trip', so you're the one she's been waiting for. (; Don't be shy Johnny, go upstairs and get that raunchy mommy.

The raunchy mommy came downstairs to give the teenage boys some snacks only to bend down and expose her large breasts and still fit body.

by OHYESYESBABY October 9, 2018

angel mommy

when you miscarry your child you're still a mom to the fallen child

aw she lost her baby? well she'll always be an angel mommy to it.

by maryannmaria February 8, 2018

Mommy weight

A middle-aged woman who has a softly rounded physique due to not having the time to exercise, or weight gained during a pregnancy, and never lost.

I've gained some mommy weight in the last couple years

by Heyitsj000 April 15, 2020

mommy buffet

A chain of restaurants, serving ONLY mommys. Any race, any size.

Hey guys, wanna go to the mommy buffet on saturday

by Mr.Tapeworm October 7, 2020

mommy package

The process of getting 2 cosmetic procedures, boob job and a tummy tuck, after a pregnancy to prevent saggy fun bags and a fupa.

Most girls in a run-down strip club could use a 'mommy package'.

by NoMotards January 10, 2012

Mommy Perkins

The most most compassionate person with the biggest heart in the world :)

Mommy Perkins is the best mom in the world

by Gabbi :) May 11, 2023