salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.
Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...
by Lunadactyl November 03, 2015
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salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.
Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...
by Lunadactyl November 03, 2015
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salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.
Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...
by Lunadactyl November 03, 2015
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Gami Mommy

Pronounced gaa · mee mom · mee

An attractive ghost girl. While mostly used for shinigami in Japanese media specifically, it can be used to describe more than just anime girls. It is a general term for any ghost girl who you conisder waifu material.
Shinigami from Master Detective Archives: Rain Code has some sweet tits. I get super Gami Mommy vibes from her, dude.
by Goatman Gamer July 14, 2023
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twitter mommy

1) One who is a worthless mom in real life but posts photos of them with their kids like; #lovemybaby #myworld

2) A mom who spends 9 hours a night at the club, 8 hours a day asleep, 6 hours a day working, and an hour minutes with her kids taking "usies" and posting to twitter using hashtags such as: #myworld #allaboutthem #allday #mommasangel
"Did you see Amanda on twitter with her kid?"

"Yea, she a twitter mommy"
by smh yea May 14, 2014
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NPD Mommy

A dominant female with Narcissistic Personality Disorder that e battlers are into.
I just want an NPD Mommy to degrade me.
by Unhumble June 24, 2021
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Granola Mommy

A gal pal that just embodies the spirit of a true mom. Very precise, organized, and takes great effort in eating wholesome foods. Wise beyond her years, hip n cool, spunky as heck. She does pilates and yoga, doesn't take any bs but give her some mojitos and her infectious laughter will transport you to another dimension. I guess, similar to "crunchy mommy" but granola just sounds less intimidating.
Ouu girl did you see insert name she's such a granola mommy!!!
by just_stole_ur_mans$$678 October 06, 2018
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